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Monday, October 24, 2005

Darkness

This is a picture of me in the dark. It was drawn on a scrap of multi-purpose copy paper and colored in photoshop. When I was young I was afraid of the dark. Now, I am not. Now I know there is nothing in the dark that can hurt me. There are no such things as monsters. I am secure. Safe in the knowledge that I am always right. If I could AAAHHH... SOMETHING BIT MY LEG! OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? AAAHHH!!! THIS COULD BE THE END! THIS MIGHT BE MY LAST POST! WILL YOU LEAVE SOME LOVE FOR ME?! AAAHHH!!!

18 Comments:

  • there's nothing sadder than footer of your post where it says "0 left love for me" so i had to be the first to leave some love. love.

    By Blogger Beth, at 18:11  

  • aaw! i was going to be the first one! so close.

    This is a good picture but it evokes childhood fears in my mind as well. Who didn't use to jump several feet away from their bed in case something might reach out and grab their feet if they simply stepped down?? *shudder*

    I love your pictures, and I have no life, both evidenced by my visiting this site every day. :)

    By Blogger Hero's Cousin, at 18:34  

  • Love!!!! What kind of flower do you want on your grave?????
    Love!!!

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 18:52  

  • Hey you came to my tea party....I ask you not to post the monsters that came!

    Ha. The Cheap Tart!

    By Blogger The Tart, at 19:10  

  • RUN it's the VACUUM CLEANER. Evil of you to join me in the cupboard Love! Hmmmmm, I love you because your teeth are pointy and your eyes glow red. Love

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 20:13  

  • Always check behind you. Hey those anonymous things are multiplying.

    By Blogger Jonpaul, at 23:21  

  • haiku: How nice you were worried about me! Thanks love!
    love

    hero's cousin: You wanted to be first! How sweet! I hid under the blanket. No, no. You visit this site everyday because you want to have a richer, fuller life and I love you for it.
    love

    merlinprincesse: No flowers. Just plant some catnip.
    love

    jody: Hee, hee. What? Thanks for the love!
    love

    anonymous (sandbox): Damn vacuum! I spent days getting my hair in all the right spots!
    I was just looking for a snack.
    love

    jonpaul: Yes they are multipling like my love.
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 23:56  

  • I love you because I am your snack. Love

    PS: JonPaul hear my multiplying *SIGHS*

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 01:01  

  • I bring the flashlight of truth and justice to illuminate the forms of these evil monsters... and bash them back into submission if necessary! Ewwww! What are they? All teeth and scratchy bitey things?! ART MONSTERS!! ART MONSTERS! Ruuuuuun!

    Lots of love for you dear Unknown.

    By Blogger LDahl, at 08:20  

  • Dearest Unknown,

    If you insist on hiding in the dark cupboard with Anon, you will get your leg gnawed off.

    Love and hoping you've had your tetanus shot,

    FiFi

    By Blogger Perriette, at 16:19  

  • It was probably a piece of string that attacked you.

    Detlef
    http://www.detlefjumpertz.com

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 20:08  

  • anonymous (sandbox): Mmm... sweet and sour and crunchy! Ha ha, Jonpaul!
    love

    ldahl: BWWAHHAAA (cough, cough) Practicing my evil laugh. Thanks for the love!
    love

    fifi: I may have an infection but it was worth it for a crunchy good snack!
    love

    detlef: Is that a string theory? Whoo hoo.
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 20:31  

  • *scratch scratch* Love you anyway. Love

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 22:26  

  • anonymous: Did I mention it was a LOVE infection!
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:00  

  • Love you even more. Love

    PS: Sure has done wonders for your complection - Love.

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 00:39  

  • anonymous snadbox: I've been expholiating.
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 15:06  

  • Have you watched 'Doom' the movie yet?

    You have to watch it. It's got things creeping in the dark!

    By Blogger Chuang Shyue Chou, at 21:16  

  • chuang shyue chou: OH, you like the gore! I have not seen it yet. Do you have tickets for me?
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 23:03  

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