Myth

This is a picture of my head popping off because I unscrewed my bellybutton. It was drawn on a scrap of multi-purpose copy paper. My older brother used to chase me around the house with a screwdriver. He told me if he caught me he would make my head pop off by unscrewing my bellybutton. It didn't help matters that my Dad told me that was only true if you used a Phillips head screwdriver. Of course when I got older I realized that was only a myth. If you unscrew your bellybutton your head doesn't pop off. It's your butt that falls off. Please leave some love for me.