Jedi Mind Power

This is a picture of me getting hit with a brick by someone using their Jedi Mind Power. It is drawn on a scrap of muli-purpose copy paper. I drew this picture because when I was strolling through the web I came across this blog called "Psionics Daily Practice Log". I thought that sounded cool. I could become like a Jedi. In the post I read the guy was talking about using his "tk" (telekinetics) ability. You know moving thing with your mind just like Yoda. I posted a comment asking if he was a Jedi. He acted like he didn't know what I was talking about. Now I am afraid if he sees me on the street he will hurt me with his Jedi Mind Power. At great risk to my own life; here is a link to his website... "Psionics Daily Practice Log" and a link, with my comment unless it has been erased, to the original post... "Dialed in to the TK". I would love to have Jedi Mind Powers. Will you love me?
P.S. I am going to grow a beard.