Mother
This is a picture of my Mother. It was drawn on a very small scrap of multi-purpose copy paper. My mother is hard working and cheery and not nearly as mannish looking in person as she is in this picture. When I was young my Mother told me that all women were witches. She also told me that all women could read men's minds. Sometimes I still believe her. My mother loves me. Please leave love for me.
P.S. My beard is growing.
P.S. My beard is growing.
14 Comments:
I love you because you grovel to Bitches; even though your Mother looks like a man; and especially because your Mother is very wise about all women being Wicked Old Witches. Love };-}
By Anonymous, at 00:49
I love your growing beard. Love
By Anonymous, at 00:50
I think you look a lot like your mom. Same eyes.
By Jamie, at 04:52
I like your drawrings. :)
By Jenn, at 07:18
so your mom is a giant floating head??? With no body??? hehehehehee Just askin
By Burfica, at 11:46
Great stuff do you have a cartoon strip? You should.
By Skye, at 12:16
anonymous: Yes, I love grovellling to bitches. (an extra l for the one I missed) So, It's True! You can read my mind! he he, sorry that was a nasty thought. My beard grows fast!
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jamie: Same pastey white skin too!
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jenn: Thanks!... wait... "LIKE", what no love?
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sarah: How did you know my mother shaves?? Are you the thing that's been lurking under our bathroom sink?
P.S. I think sarah has a crush on me. Everywere I go lately and she is there! (heart!) don't tell Sister WooHoo!
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burfica: I still love my mother even though she is just a torsoless head mounted to my wall. She is wise and kind and she made a delicious soup.
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skyblue2u: Thanks! If I did have a comic strip would you buy it? If yes then I will make one. Artists need to eat too ya know. And I'm running out of Mother soup.
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By The Unknown, at 15:19
Your art is bad and you are wierd. I don't love you yet. Mother soup? Icky!
By Jonpaul, at 16:08
Is your mother secretly Robin Williams?
By Kay Adams, at 17:30
sally smart: You wicked, wicked monkey.
love
By The Unknown, at 17:41
Your Mom is right, you know.
By You've Got What I Need..., at 19:48
I am happy to hear your mom doesn't look so rough in real life. She sounds very wise, believe her.
Until I know you better, I can only extend you my affection. I hope that will do for now. };-}
By Baroness Von Wolfengeist, at 21:25
That brick is still in your head Unknown ... Sarah is dating a boxer! I still love you even though you are disillusioned about HER having a crush on you. Love
PS Don't listen to the WOW Miss Daze - she thinks a man must EARN her love which means no handouts!
By Anonymous, at 23:27
you've got what i need: So, what am I thinking right now?
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miss daze: I beleive her. Um... could you please extend your affection to me on a ten foot pole? I'm trying to win a bet.
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anonymous: I was wondering what that lump under my hair was and hey sarah has the crush on me not vice versa. All I can do for Sarah is extend her my affection. (wrapped in a condom of course) I thought you had to earn a man with greenstamps?
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p.s. I'm only joking sarah please visit anytime and you can bring your boxing boyfriend with you.
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OOPS I forgot (jonpaul) careful buster, I know a witch. GRRRRRRRR
love
By The Unknown, at 03:51
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