Ed

This is a picture of my Stepdad his name is Ed. Ed was drawn on a piece of multi-purpose copy paper. Ed and my Mother are no longer married. Ed has not been my Stepdad for years. I am glad. (phew!) But, I still remember him. Ed was kind of an ass. Ed loved liver and onions. Ed loved to yell and in his way he loved me. Do you love me?

Bowling Angel

This is a picture of my Mother's Guardian Angel. It was drawn on the inside of an empty Tofutti Cuties box. I ran out of room so I taped a piece of multi-purpose copy paper to the bottom. My Mother went to a psychic to get an angel reading. The psychic told my Mother that her Guardian Angel loved to bowl. Apparently there are bowling alleys in heaven. When I was young my Mother told me the angels love me. The angels love bowling. The angels love me. Will you love me?

Dad

This is a picture of my Dad. It was drawn on a scrap of multi-purpose copy paper. Dad was a chain smoker. He used to smoke two packs of cigarettes a day until he lost one of his lungs. Then he cut his smoking in half. Dad loved to smoke. Dad loved me. Do you?

Dinner

This is a picture of my dinner. It was drawn on my napkin and then covered in plastic wrap to avoid getting my scanner sticky. I had stir fry. I love stir fry. Do you love me?

Holy Cow

This Holy Cow was drawn on a piece of yellow lined paper I found in the street. I do not eat animals because I love them. Please do not eat me. Please love me.

Two Cats

This is a picture of PePe and Percy. They are my cats. This picture was drawn on a scrap of multi-purpose copy paper. My cats love me. will you?

Self Portrait

This is a self portrait of me looking at a tree. It was drawn on the back of a November 26, 2004 page from an old "Get Fuzzy" desk calender. That date means nothing. Am I not handsome? Will you love me?