A Parting Gift for GW

I am going to mail a pair of old shoes to the White House with a note that reads, "This is farewell gift you dog!"
BWHahahahahahahahahahahaha... ahem.
This is probably not a good idea, considering what happened the last time I sent something to the government.
Well, I'm going to do it anyway. I'm going to do it because it's insulting and ridiculous, and it is exactly what this administration has been to me.
These are the shoes I'm sending