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Thursday, December 15, 2005

OOPS!

This is a letter I received recently. I scanned this letter into my computer and then blackened out my name with Photoshop. Some of you may remember the plans I made for a Love-Bomb. You may also remember I sent those plans to the Pentagon. They replied to my plans. I think they liked them. At least they called my plans cute. You may need to click on the photo to get an enlarged view. That way you can read the letter. If your too lazy to click on the letter then click here. Please leave some love for me.

33 Comments:

  • OMG is this real? lol
    I can't believe it >_<

    By Blogger iLchuL, at 02:06  

  • Yikes!!!

    By Blogger Janet, at 06:39  

  • I think your next letter to the Pentagon should be as a professional offering workshops to Pentagon employees. We all need professional development now and then. Suggested topics: Wellness workshop or How laughing lowers the blood pressure(Special counselling for those who fear their faces may break as it's so long since they smiled). Professional effectiveness workshop: How to train your perspective and how to distinguish Small Potatoes from Love Bombs. Spiritual workshop: Loving thy neighbour as thyself.

    The Pentagon may not love you but we do.

    By Blogger andrea, at 07:03  

  • they love you! trust me, they love you! some people just aren't capable of gentle sentimentality.

    Captain Cox is a rather rigid little guy. He's giving you love...in his own explosive way.

    love,
    cat

    By Blogger Catnapping, at 07:49  

  • Be careful love

    By Blogger D. Maria, at 12:38  

  • dawn: I'm afraid it is all a little too real. :-(
    love

    janet: Indeed!
    love

    catnapping: Yes, yes. I like your spin!
    love

    d. maria: Of what? Are you working for the "man"?
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 16:16  

  • Maybe if you'd called it a Love Nibble or something instead of a Bomb they might have been conducting tests on people right now. Nibble.
    N = L
    :..:.: )

    By Blogger modroom, at 17:51  

  • Man, I cannot believe they got back to you that quickly. Maybe if you had used a Texas return addy they would be offering you a fat contract right now.

    By Blogger Tony Sarrecchia, at 18:46  

  • Dear Captain Cox, Love IS something serious and Love IS a weapon, never forget that, Love.
    Dear Unknown, you ARE a terrorist... in a way...
    LOVE :)

    By Anonymous Merlinprincesse's Sister, Clo, at 18:47  

  • you should tell this to the local news, it would make an interesting story: headline "peace activist threatened by us gov" but then you would no longer be "the unknown"...

    By Blogger Beth, at 18:57  

  • I feel a bit of paranoia here. Not from you, dear, but from them. Are they beginning to become bigbrotherish! Anyway, I love you. And I don't love this twit... Love.

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 19:12  

  • Never mind. I take it all back! Captain Cocks is really just a limp little thing who wishes he was a standup kind of guy.

    By Blogger Catnapping, at 20:47  

  • I'm leaving lots of love in case you aren't around tomorrow. Love.

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 00:44  

  • You are not Unkniown to me either Mr ******** };-}

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 00:49  

  • You're right the Captain said it was cute!!!


    Love

    By Blogger Caroline, at 02:43  

  • modroom: Your right! How could I have been so foolish!? :-)
    love

    tony: That was my hope actually a fat contract.
    love

    clo: :-) BWHAhahahahahahahaha.
    love

    kimberly: A good idea!
    love

    merlinprincesse: Me bigbrotherish?!
    love

    catnapping: Tee Hee. :-)
    love

    anonymous: :-( I'm kind of worried.
    love

    sandbox: Unkniown? A rare typo you let slip through and ah what do you know. :-)
    love

    caroline: Yes, I believe it shows a secret desire to possess my love-bomb.
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 12:19  

  • Kate Martin, director of the Center for National Security Studies, said the data-sharing amendment would still give the Pentagon much greater access to the FBI's massive collection of data, including information on citizens not connected to terrorism or espionage.

    The measure, she said, "removes one of the few existing privacy protections against the creation of secret dossiers on Americans by government intelligence agencies." She said the Pentagon's "intelligence agencies are quietly expanding their domestic presence without any public debate."


    Love and fear from the O.Rodent

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:36  

  • No not you , them are Big-Brother-ish... Or is that Big-Brother-ing? Youhou!!!! 1984!!! Maybeeeee my English is not so gooood after all.
    Sad Merlinprincesse... Love anyway.

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 12:42  

  • more love

    By Blogger crosshatched, at 19:23  

  • unknown anonymous: Do you smell something burning? Can anyone else smell that? Why it's... yes it's my freedom. :-(
    love

    merlinprincesse: Your english is fine. I just re-read your first comment and realize I mis-read it the first time. Ooops! Don't be sad. :-)
    love

    crosshatched: More Thanks! :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:29  

  • I warned you that they would take this seriously, my spies tell me Haliburton may be developing previously aforesaid missile named L*ve B*mb as we speak and employing Dr Strangelove to supervise the project.

    D*tl*f
    http://www.d*tl*fj*mp*rtz.c*m

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 02:04  

  • I feel very unloved because you didn't leave me a love note, too. I hope they get you now.

    unlove

    By Blogger andrea, at 07:23  

  • andrea: OH MY GOD! I don't know what happened! That was such a wonderful comment! It was totally me. I blew it! I apologize. Eek... Lots of love for andrea!!!!!! :-) oops.
    love
    love

    detlef: I bet your right.
    love

    andrea: Please come back so sorry.
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 10:39  

  • All is forgiven. Kiss kiss hug hug. Make all cheques out for cash.

    By Blogger andrea, at 20:52  

  • Dude, The Unknown...this is real? No way, really?

    #1 Is Andrea OK, spead the love FAST...this is worse that than the letter or the, uh, goofy letter catalyst...

    #2 LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE + a LOVE, for each pinstripe you may have to wear in the future...

    #3 Is Andrea OK, just checking?

    #4 "We know who your are Mister" and this was really typed up by the US Pentagon...no way!

    Lastly, with more LOVE that I can muster right now--I am running low, I committ to you that I will send you lots of Rich & Creamy Hot Chocolate when they hall you off to Pentagon prison @ W's ranch in TX...clearing brush...yuck! (Or maybe Fresca...it gets hot out there in TX)

    Smoch & boo hoo,
    Your Cheap Tart

    By Blogger The Tart, at 11:35  

  • Yea they hall ya in TX vs down the hall in DC.

    More LOVE,
    Smoch,
    The Tart

    By Blogger The Tart, at 11:37  

  • andrea: Phew! :-)
    love

    jody: Mmm... Hot Chocolate and maybe some smokes too. Funny stuff love. We all missed you here.
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 21:18  

  • Jody: No, I'm noy OK, therefore you'll have to send me a cheque, too. We'll pretend it's a Christmas present.

    By Blogger andrea, at 07:11  

  • andrea: I think someone is getting coal in their stocking.
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 11:03  

  • LOL...smokes for everyone!

    Andrea, run out to the Western Union, little somthin for ya!

    More love for The Unknown J-bird.

    Smooch,
    The Tart

    By Blogger The Tart, at 11:30  

  • jody: Me and my cell mate Bubba thank you. :-)
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 11:34  

  • woah! you seriously did that! haaa! lol i wrote a letter to a senator when i was 14 which was published at a local newspaper. geesh and a personal reply was sent directly to my house that same day. gee! i was only 14 then and they took me seriously!

    By Blogger atomicvelvetsigh, at 01:28  

  • atomicveletsigh: I wrote to Washington and all I got was this lousy letter. (sigh) :-)
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 22:41  

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