OOPS!
This is a letter I received recently. I scanned this letter into my computer and then blackened out my name with Photoshop. Some of you may remember the plans I made for a Love-Bomb. You may also remember I sent those plans to the Pentagon. They replied to my plans. I think they liked them. At least they called my plans cute. You may need to click on the photo to get an enlarged view. That way you can read the letter. If your too lazy to click on the letter then click here. Please leave some love for me.
32 Comments:
OMG is this real? lol
I can't believe it >_<
By iLchuL, at 02:06
Yikes!!!
By Janet, at 06:39
I think your next letter to the Pentagon should be as a professional offering workshops to Pentagon employees. We all need professional development now and then. Suggested topics: Wellness workshop or How laughing lowers the blood pressure(Special counselling for those who fear their faces may break as it's so long since they smiled). Professional effectiveness workshop: How to train your perspective and how to distinguish Small Potatoes from Love Bombs. Spiritual workshop: Loving thy neighbour as thyself.
The Pentagon may not love you but we do.
By andrea, at 07:03
they love you! trust me, they love you! some people just aren't capable of gentle sentimentality.
Captain Cox is a rather rigid little guy. He's giving you love...in his own explosive way.
love,
cat
By Catnapping, at 07:49
Be careful love
By D. Maria, at 12:38
dawn: I'm afraid it is all a little too real. :-(
love
janet: Indeed!
love
catnapping: Yes, yes. I like your spin!
love
d. maria: Of what? Are you working for the "man"?
love
By The Unknown, at 16:16
Maybe if you'd called it a Love Nibble or something instead of a Bomb they might have been conducting tests on people right now. Nibble.
N = L
:..:.: )
By modroom, at 17:51
Man, I cannot believe they got back to you that quickly. Maybe if you had used a Texas return addy they would be offering you a fat contract right now.
By Tony Sarrecchia, at 18:46
Dear Captain Cox, Love IS something serious and Love IS a weapon, never forget that, Love.
Dear Unknown, you ARE a terrorist... in a way...
LOVE :)
By Anonymous, at 18:47
you should tell this to the local news, it would make an interesting story: headline "peace activist threatened by us gov" but then you would no longer be "the unknown"...
By Kim, at 18:57
I feel a bit of paranoia here. Not from you, dear, but from them. Are they beginning to become bigbrotherish! Anyway, I love you. And I don't love this twit... Love.
By merlinprincesse, at 19:12
Never mind. I take it all back! Captain Cocks is really just a limp little thing who wishes he was a standup kind of guy.
By Catnapping, at 20:47
I'm leaving lots of love in case you aren't around tomorrow. Love.
By Anonymous, at 00:44
You are not Unkniown to me either Mr ******** };-}
By Hellcat, at 00:49
You're right the Captain said it was cute!!!
Love
By Caroline, at 02:43
modroom: Your right! How could I have been so foolish!? :-)
love
tony: That was my hope actually a fat contract.
love
clo: :-) BWHAhahahahahahahaha.
love
kimberly: A good idea!
love
merlinprincesse: Me bigbrotherish?!
love
catnapping: Tee Hee. :-)
love
anonymous: :-( I'm kind of worried.
love
sandbox: Unkniown? A rare typo you let slip through and ah what do you know. :-)
love
caroline: Yes, I believe it shows a secret desire to possess my love-bomb.
love
By The Unknown, at 12:19
Kate Martin, director of the Center for National Security Studies, said the data-sharing amendment would still give the Pentagon much greater access to the FBI's massive collection of data, including information on citizens not connected to terrorism or espionage.
The measure, she said, "removes one of the few existing privacy protections against the creation of secret dossiers on Americans by government intelligence agencies." She said the Pentagon's "intelligence agencies are quietly expanding their domestic presence without any public debate."
Love and fear from the O.Rodent
By Anonymous, at 12:36
No not you , them are Big-Brother-ish... Or is that Big-Brother-ing? Youhou!!!! 1984!!! Maybeeeee my English is not so gooood after all.
Sad Merlinprincesse... Love anyway.
By merlinprincesse, at 12:42
unknown anonymous: Do you smell something burning? Can anyone else smell that? Why it's... yes it's my freedom. :-(
love
merlinprincesse: Your english is fine. I just re-read your first comment and realize I mis-read it the first time. Ooops! Don't be sad. :-)
love
crosshatched: More Thanks! :-)
By The Unknown, at 00:29
I warned you that they would take this seriously, my spies tell me Haliburton may be developing previously aforesaid missile named L*ve B*mb as we speak and employing Dr Strangelove to supervise the project.
D*tl*f
http://www.d*tl*fj*mp*rtz.c*m
By Anonymous, at 02:04
I feel very unloved because you didn't leave me a love note, too. I hope they get you now.
unlove
By andrea, at 07:23
andrea: OH MY GOD! I don't know what happened! That was such a wonderful comment! It was totally me. I blew it! I apologize. Eek... Lots of love for andrea!!!!!! :-) oops.
love
love
detlef: I bet your right.
love
andrea: Please come back so sorry.
love
By The Unknown, at 10:39
All is forgiven. Kiss kiss hug hug. Make all cheques out for cash.
By andrea, at 20:52
Dude, The Unknown...this is real? No way, really?
#1 Is Andrea OK, spead the love FAST...this is worse that than the letter or the, uh, goofy letter catalyst...
#2 LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE + a LOVE, for each pinstripe you may have to wear in the future...
#3 Is Andrea OK, just checking?
#4 "We know who your are Mister" and this was really typed up by the US Pentagon...no way!
Lastly, with more LOVE that I can muster right now--I am running low, I committ to you that I will send you lots of Rich & Creamy Hot Chocolate when they hall you off to Pentagon prison @ W's ranch in TX...clearing brush...yuck! (Or maybe Fresca...it gets hot out there in TX)
Smoch & boo hoo,
Your Cheap Tart
By TheTart, at 11:35
Yea they hall ya in TX vs down the hall in DC.
More LOVE,
Smoch,
The Tart
By TheTart, at 11:37
andrea: Phew! :-)
love
jody: Mmm... Hot Chocolate and maybe some smokes too. Funny stuff love. We all missed you here.
love
By The Unknown, at 21:18
Jody: No, I'm noy OK, therefore you'll have to send me a cheque, too. We'll pretend it's a Christmas present.
By andrea, at 07:11
andrea: I think someone is getting coal in their stocking.
love
By The Unknown, at 11:03
LOL...smokes for everyone!
Andrea, run out to the Western Union, little somthin for ya!
More love for The Unknown J-bird.
Smooch,
The Tart
By TheTart, at 11:30
jody: Me and my cell mate Bubba thank you. :-)
love
By The Unknown, at 11:34
woah! you seriously did that! haaa! lol i wrote a letter to a senator when i was 14 which was published at a local newspaper. geesh and a personal reply was sent directly to my house that same day. gee! i was only 14 then and they took me seriously!
By atomicvelvetsigh, at 01:28
atomicveletsigh: I wrote to Washington and all I got was this lousy letter. (sigh) :-)
love
By The Unknown, at 22:41
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