I have recently been accused of using performance-enhancing drugs to improve my blogging skills. Nothing could be further from the truth. I am on a strict diet of carrots, french-fries, Toffuti and the occasional hash brownie. To prove my innocence I offer up a urine sample, fresh from my body and onto your screen. If you test it you will find it is clean.
BWHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… heh, heh.
“Clean” was drawn on a scrap of paper with my Faber-Castle H-3 pencil, inked over with my Gel-roller, and then colored in Photoshop.
And now for something completely different…
I know I have been missing from the blog-o-sphere over the last week or so, but I just got some wonderfully amazing news that knocked me on my ass. Unfortunately I can’t talk about it on my blog right now. If my friends you are dying to know, e-mail me and I will go into more detail.
Do you ever pee in cups? Do you want to leave me some love?