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Friday, July 28, 2006


This is my picture for Illustration Friday the theme is clean.

I have recently been accused of using performance-enhancing drugs to improve my blogging skills. Nothing could be further from the truth. I am on a strict diet of carrots, french-fries, Toffuti and the occasional hash brownie. To prove my innocence I offer up a urine sample, fresh from my body and onto your screen. If you test it you will find it is clean.

BWHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… heh, heh.

“Clean” was drawn on a scrap of paper with my Faber-Castle H-3 pencil, inked over with my Gel-roller, and then colored in Photoshop.

And now for something completely different…

I know I have been missing from the blog-o-sphere over the last week or so, but I just got some wonderfully amazing news that knocked me on my ass. Unfortunately I can’t talk about it on my blog right now. If my friends you are dying to know, e-mail me and I will go into more detail.

Do you ever pee in cups? Do you want to leave me some love?


  • Hmm... is someone knitting baby skull-caps in your house? Funny picture.

    By Blogger cocos, at 21:32  

  • Oh, eating Tofuttis will get you in big trouble! But eat all the hash brownies you want!

    (Really I just want to hoard all the Tofuttis, at least the ones with vanilla and especially the mint ones if I could ever find them.)

    Love your take on this week's theme.

    By Anonymous kathryn, at 22:02  

  • That's just cheap, Mr. Scumknown. When I have good news I intend to withold it, too!


    By Blogger andrea, at 22:03  

  • LOL! you are really loveable! Never in cups but in a small cylinder shaped container when I went for my medical check up.

    By Blogger constance, at 23:04  

  • This is funny and very original interpretation

    By Anonymous Paula, at 23:36  

  • You are so brilliant and funny! Performance enhanced blogs! It's so much fun to see what you're going to think up and draw next. This one's great!

    By Blogger Jana Bouc, at 00:40  

  • cocos: Ahhhh... Who told you!?
    Thanks. :-)

    kathryn; Heh, heh. Have you tried the Peanut Butter Cuties or Monkey Bars? Pure vegan heaven!
    Thanks. :-)

    andrea: "Mr. Scumknown" Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... That is fricking hilarious.
    I keep telling everyone I'm 60% evil, but no one listens. :-)

    constance: Thanks. (blush)
    Ewww... I remember being on road trips as a kid and my gramps didn't want to stop so we had to pee in a can.

    paula: :-)

    jana bouc: :-) Thanks Love. (blush)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 01:29  

  • you are sooo funny !!!
    just to send love too ;-)))

    By Blogger luisa brehm, at 05:15  

  • Congrats on the news, whatever it is. And in your honor you may want to check this out:

    By Blogger Rrramone, at 06:22  

  • I will NOT drink it!

    By Blogger marina, at 07:51  

  • I ain't even going near that. And don't even tell me your testosterone is elevated.

    By Blogger The Dark Lord Omz, at 11:59  

  • Your imagination never stops! Thank goodness!!!

    By Blogger Teri C, at 12:00  

  • HAhahaha grreat ipea!
    Urine rare form-
    We're-in suspense

    By Blogger AndyDoodler, at 12:56  

  • funny!

    By Blogger Maria Eugenia, at 13:20  

  • Welcome back! I'll pass on the sample though--I believe you, really!

    By Blogger steve, at 14:21  

  • this is a great take on the theme! stick to that strict diet, it can't go wrong!

    By Blogger murphy girl, at 14:24  

  • You're such a purist! Good news? Oh, I hope it's extra good that you have to keep us all waiting to hear! Although I don't make a habit of peeing into cups, I do love the fact that you did it for us! Love:>

    By Blogger carla, at 15:03  

  • I don't pee much in cups, I usually use a toilet or urinal. What is it about asparagus and stinky urine....can a scientist explain this for me?

    By Anonymous Detlef, at 19:17  

  • Good one!

    Smooch & much LoVe,
    The Tart

    BTW, I never pee in the cuppa ~ you really made me laugh today! (So more LoVe, natch!)

    By Blogger The Tart, at 21:21  

  • Good work ! i like the idea very creative ! good

    By Blogger KaRLa, at 22:32  

  • great take on the theme- not a bath bubble in sight...

    By Blogger *DeB*, at 02:47  

  • Lots of funny takes on this theme - and yours is hilarious!!

    Now then, it is not nice to make me curious ;) But, nevertheless - love! Carra

    By Anonymous carra, at 05:19  

  • It looks a wee bit cloudy to me.

    By Anonymous cbobak, at 07:40  

  • When I was in the Army, I had to pee in a cup a couple of took me forever.

    It's hard to tinkle when someone's watching, ya know?

    I used to ingest so much B-complex that my urine glowed. LOL

    By Blogger Catnapping, at 07:57  

  • If there is any drug testing to be done, I say it should start at the top. Test the CEO and the orginizers and if need be it could trickel down from there. BWAHahahahahaha!!

    Whats up with this crap? Test the workers and let the management slide.


    By Blogger scarecrow, at 09:13  

  • when i 1st saw this i cracked up very appropriate for now.

    By Blogger michael dailey, at 12:11  

  • I love to pee in cups, the challenge alone amuses me...

    love your story


    By Blogger Princess Pepper Cloud, at 14:37  

  • Eeeeew!
    I ain'tgonna peein no cup,
    unles Nancy REagan...
    (in harmonynow...)

    By Blogger Liz Jones, at 15:36  

  • I assume by hash brownies, you mean corn beef hash brownies.
    Hey, maybe Barry Bonds or Floyd Landis could use your cup'o'pee. (I'm pretty sure thats the first time I've written pee in a blog.)

    Love (last weeks)

    By Blogger IdiotHead, at 15:57  

  • hahahaha, great story as usual. :)

    By Blogger mel, at 16:41  

  • cowboydog
    Its the carrots that youve got to be carefull of.
    They turn your pee orange

    By Blogger baggelboy, at 16:44  

  • Firgginn hilarious! I havent been posting lately. Congrats on your news. I'm sure it is very worthwhile to cause you to fall on your ass and offer up a fresh clean cup of tinkle.

    By Blogger mikepflaumart, at 20:24  

  • Nothing but LOVE

    By Blogger Whimspiration, at 21:42  

  • hahahah! That's hilarious.

    I wonder if Armstrong or Landis will ever come clean about it all.

    By Blogger Chuang Shyue Chou, at 21:49  

  • luisa brehm: :-) Thanks!

    rrramone: Thanks. :-)
    I did check that out funny!

    marina: Well I should hope not. Who suggested you do that? Icky. :-)

    the dark lord omz: Heh, heh... Now that you mention it, I think something is elevated. BWhahahahahahahahaha... ahem.

    teri c: :-)

    andydoodler: Ha! Good one. Thanks. :-)

    maria eugenia: :-)

    steve: Thanks. Heh, heh.

    murphy girl: Thanks. I hope you're right. :-)

    carla: I hope I won't have to wait too long before sharing the news.
    Thanks. I'm always willing to go the extra mile for my Loves. :-p

    detlef: I've had to pee in cups a few times to get a job. It sucks.
    Not sure what the deal is with asparagus? Maybe it has something to do with this asparagus issue.

    the tart: Hee, hee. Thanks!
    Did I make you laugh so hard you peed a little? BWHahahahahahahaha... sorry. :-)

    karla: :-)

    *deb*: Thanks. Do you feel dirty after reading it though? :-)

    carra: Thanks. (blush)
    I know. I hope I can share the news soon.

    cbobak: Ha! Good one.
    Like Nixon said after his pee test, "Let me make this perfectly clear."
    BWHAhahahahahahahahahaha... :-)

    catnapping: I can never go when someone is watching.
    That happens to me when I eat too much tofurkey. :-)

    scarecrow: Ha!
    I couldn't agree more. :-)

    michael dailey: Thanks. I must have pee on the brain. :-)

    princess pepper cloud: LOL! That comment gave me the best laugh I've had all day. And I laugh a lot. :-)

    liz jones: So you're gonna just say no?
    BWhahahahahaha... eh. Get it?

    idiothead: Er, maybe I meant hashbrowns. :-P
    I guess there's a first time for eveything. :-)
    Thanks and thanks.

    mel: :-)

    baggelboy: Really?? Cool! I got to eat more carrots! :-)

    mikepflaumart: Thanks. :-)
    Well, it didn't quite happen in that order.

    whimspiration: (blush) :-)

    chuang shyue chou: Thanks. :-)
    I doubt it.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:40  

  • Wow - this ROCKS! What a great idea - and I love the illustration. It is perfect and hilarious!

    By Blogger tiffinix, at 15:10  

  • :-)

    molto bello!


    By Blogger franci&mini, at 23:10  

  • definitely the best take of the topic (to me) -for its actuality and humorous sense!

    By Blogger uvor, at 01:49  

  • lol! Nice take on clean.

    By Anonymous Sea Angel, at 07:49  

  • this is so very original and so timely. nice work - really. love.

    By Blogger haze mcelhenny, at 09:21  

  • cleaning genius -- love ever love

    By Blogger crosshatched, at 13:52  

  • tiffinix: Aww... (blush) Thanks. :-)

    franci&mini: :-)

    uvor: Thanks. :-)
    sea angel: :-)

    haze mcelhenny: Thanks. :-)

    crosshatched: Thanks Love. :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 15:46  

  • I don't like to pee in cups! However, I have worked my way up to the top of your Great Lover list....does that not qualify me to hear your good news?Love

    By Blogger Janet, at 17:25  

  • I laughed my butt off reading this post and it was worth the wait this is the absolute best take on the theme! But are you really gonna make me beg to hear your good news? Plllllllllllllleeeaseeeeeeeeeeee tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Love

    By Blogger ValGalArt, at 19:14  

  • Hilarious, thanks for the proof but your eyes tell another story.
    congrats on you good fortune!

    By Blogger Linda, at 20:08  

  • Thanks pal, but I'm not into water sports.

    By Blogger Jonpaul, at 20:38  

  • janet: Yeah! You're on top!
    Umm... sorry I just can't say anything yet. Hopefully soon though. :-)

    valgalart: Oh my! Should I come over with a needle and thread? :-P
    Don't beg, just e-mail me.

    linda: Ha! Thanks and thanks. :-)

    jonpaul: That's not what I heard from Pee Wee!

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 20:46  

  • too funny!

    By Blogger AscenderRisesAbove, at 07:10  

  • thanks for passing by .....
    i was really happyyy ;-)))))
    Love !!!

    By Blogger luisa brehm, at 08:05  

  • ummm, I believe you, you don't have to prove it to me. lol

    Came from OMZ's journal, I have to come back and take a look around.

    By Blogger Charles, at 10:04  

  • I dunno . . . That pee cup is awfully yellow. I would know- I always pee in a cup. Just in case.

    By Blogger Shano, at 11:18  

  • How terribly thoughtless to toss off a guess about news that is yours and yours alone to share. My little blogging fingers will definitely think twice before they get going from now on. Apologies!

    By Blogger cocos, at 21:45  

  • ascenderrisesabove: :-)

    luisa brehm: Wee Hee! Me too! :-)))

    charles: Heh, heh. Thanks.
    Please do! :-)

    shano: Umm... just in case what??

    cocos: Oh! I was just kidding.
    That's not the news. (blush) I didn't mean to lead you on. Oops. :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:31  

  • One time, at R Kelly's house.... I ummmm, kinda ummmmm...


    By Blogger Shroom-Monkey, at 12:26  

  • shroom-monkey: Ahh-Ha ha. Funny. Sicko! :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 15:04  

  • brilliant!

    By Blogger Andrea, at 17:43  

  • andrea: Aww... thanks. :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 21:36  

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