Happy New Year!
Enjoy!
Please remember at this time of new beginnings and celebrations, that those champagne corks can be dangerous. Somebody could lose an eye!
So, if you're going to be opening any bottles of the bubbly, point the damn thing at one of your enemies!
Nothing beats starting the New Year one up on the people driving you crazy!
In-Laws on your back about getting a real job?
Is the neighbor complaining about you not mowing the lawn again?
Granny hanging onto the family fortune just a little too long?
Well, Happy New Year! Grab a bottle of champagne and fire away!
Happy New Year everybody! Now, I have to get back to the party!
Wait Mr. President! Let me get that bottle for you!
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Happy New Year Loves! Please start the year right by leaving a little love everywhere you go.