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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

French Press

This is a picture of the French Press (or plunger for my friends down under) that I broke about a week ago. It was drawn on a scrap of multi-purpose copy paper and color with Photoshop. I wonder if the French really invented the French Press? What if it had been invented by someone in Toad Suck Arkansas. Would it be called a Toad Suck Press? In any case I miss my plunger coffee. I have a regular old coffee maker but it's just not the same. Maybe this is why I have done no work this week. Thank goodness the holidays are coming. Perhaps some nice person will get me a new French Press as a gift. (hint, hint) Until then I guess I will just have do deal with bland, weak coffee. Wow! I don't know when it happened but I became a coffee snob. Do you love coffee? Will you love me?


  • Is it also the same deal with French letters? Toad Suck letters has even worse ring to it.


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 15:40  

  • I looooooove coffee and I looooove my "French Press" as you name it. I live in Québec City and my bookshop is very near a coffee shop where I bought my "cafetière à piston" or my "Bodum" as I call that wonderfull coffee maker. So simple, sooooo gooood!!!!!!!
    I understand you, life is not the same without good coffee. :O)
    Coffee lovers are great lovers. 'O)
    LOVE, Clo

    By Anonymous Merlinprincesse's Sister, Clo, at 17:03  

  • I love coffee, too. ...hope you get your French Press.

    By Blogger Janet, at 20:03  

  • I'm a coffee snob too! Coffee lovers make the best artists. Or, at least that's what I tell myself as I reach for my 3rd cup of the morning...

    I'm sad for your French Press...

    By Blogger Mella, at 21:34  

  • What about Toad Suck Kiss or Toad Suck Fries or Toad Suck Dressing?!! Jay-sus!

    By Blogger ~River~, at 02:56  

  • Wow! What can I say after my sister... I myself broke my "Bodum" as we call it here many times. *cry*. Now I have many of those...
    Empathic love...

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 08:42  

  • i have never heard of such a thing as a french press, do you put the french in it and press them? this is horrible and groteque, i will no part in it! now putting a toad in and pressing it would be devine and fun! yummy!

    By Blogger RedT0pMedusa, at 16:04  

  • detlef: I speak toad suck. It is the language of lovers. Well, maybe not.

    merlinprincesse's sister clo: Hi, welcome. Alas, I used to be a great lover but since I lost my press...

    janet: Thanks. Me too.

    mella: Sad for the French Press?! What about little old me?

    ~river~: Toad suck kiss. Bwhahahahahaha.

    merlinprincesse: I feel your pain and raise a weak cup of coffee in a toast to you.

    redt0pmedusa: Are you a witch? You sound like a witch.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 19:16  

  • I have to admit I must be a coffee snob too because I cannot live without my french press. I send you a big coffee hug-hope you get another press soon. The only good place for weak coffee is down the drain. Love

    By Blogger Holly, at 05:00  

  • holly: Sad isn't it? Those wiley French knew what they were doing.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 09:46  

  • So glad we are addicted to the same things :) Love.

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 14:51  

  • Coffee snob! Love you anyway. Love. *vomit*

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 17:56  

  • anonymous: Yep!

    sandbox: I agree with merlinprincesse, "Koffee + Kats = Danger!"
    love *vomit x 2*

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 16:56  

  • What would MerlinPrincesse know ... he/she is a pussy!
    Love *vomit x 4*

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 06:12  

  • french press coffee = good stuff. i need one for the office.

    By Blogger Andrea, at 11:34  

  • sandbox: Bah! Sourpuss!

    big a: What would your office taste like pressed?

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 17:56  

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