This is a picture of a band that never got started. It was drawn on a piece of multi-purpose copy paper and colored in Photoshop. When I was younger I spent a couple years of my life living in Satan's Armpit. I'm not sure how I ended up there. In any case while I lived there I made three really good friends. We always talked about starting a band even though none of us played any instruments and we spent most of are time stoned, looking for a good party or singing to our favorite CDs. Like "The Screaming Blue Messiahs", or "Love and Rockets", or if we were really drunk "The Jazz Butcher". We got drunk together a lot. I remember all four of us were standing around in the kitchen after getting soused one night. We were completely smashed, wasted, loop-de-doo and I sat my ass in the kitchen sink and said, "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if I passed out with my ass in the sink?" Next thing I know I wake up and everyone has gone to bed. I had passed out with my ass in the sink. Ahh... good times. Anyway, I was talking about the band we never started. I wanted to call the band "Santa's Butt" because if we ever made it big and got to open for a headliner when they announced the show you would hear something like; "Santa's Butt will be opening for Ozzy this weekend." How cool would that be? If I ever actually start a band I will call them "Santa's Butt" or maybe "Chinese Morgan Freeman." Don't laugh. Say it a few times it has a nice ring to it. "Chinese Morgan Freeman", "Chinese Morgan Freeman". Do you love my band names? Will you please leave some love and your band name for me?