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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Chilly

This is a picture of my Heart-O-Stat. It was drawn on a scrap of paper from my recycle bin then cleaned up and colored in Photoshop. I finished this entire picture in about ten minutes.

I had big plans for Sunday and Monday. I was going to spend those days working on the old pc catching up on this blog and writing a few different things. Unfortunately I had a little hitch in my giddy up. The house was too cold to work in. We forgot to buy oil for the furnace that heats our home. We realized we needed oil when we ran out on Sunday afternoon.

How cold was it you ask? Well, I know a lot of people use a thermostat to measure the temperature in their house but I prefer to use the Heart-O-stat. For example if it's Oprah in the house you'll be walking around in shorts. (Because Oprah has such a warm heart.) Simon Cowell is right around freezing. Our house was just a little warmer than Dick Cheney's cold, cold heart.

Finally today someone came and filled the oil tank. It still took until late afternoon to get the house 15 degrees below Oprah and now that it's warm enough to sit at the computer again I will spend the rest of my afternoon playing catch up. (Sigh) I love the little foibles that keep life interesting.

Do you love little foibles? Will you love me?

20 Comments:

  • What about Hillary Clinton's loins? I hear those are cold, or what the hell - I guess you could say Condaleeza's loins are frosty too.

    By Blogger Shane, at 17:38  

  • I like to keep my house somewhere between Lassie and Jane Goodall. But it goes down to Katie Couric at night.

    By Blogger eChelsea, at 18:34  

  • When we first married and moved in our old farmhouse (before we replaced the windows),we could watch the curtains blowing inward in the winter.It was miserable!Hey, I'm only 84 drops of love behind that rascal anonymous! love

    By Blogger Janet, at 19:21  

  • Even in the North Pole, where I live, my apart seems always about 10 degrees above OPRAH's. I'm soooo hot! Naaaaa! It's the kitties running everywhere to have fun... or is it the menopause...? I wonder... Love anyway... Should I say hot love... heh heh hee... :o)

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 20:15  

  • Is it just me but does anyone else think this is vaguely reminiscent of Eric's woodie.

    Detlef
    http://www.detlefjumpertz.com

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 00:01  

  • Should I leave love for someone with such strange preoccupations - I've never seen an Oprah - is it like an Ostrich? Or an opera? or what?

    Now I've discovered the links but it doesn't really enlighten me...


    love anyway!

    By Blogger Caroline, at 02:26  

  • I received a $450. gas bill last week; my thermostat will now be set at Simon Cowell. Thank God for electric heaters!!

    http://jokestomakeyoulaugh.blogspot.com/

    By Blogger D. Maria, at 18:29  

  • shane: Ha good, but it's a Heart-O-stat not a loin-O-stat.
    love

    echelsea: Ha, ha. At night I like to have the temp at Tom Cruise. That is when you just turn off the heater because Tom is a robot and has no heart.
    love

    janet: Yeah, we had to put up plastic because we got tired of watching the curtains blowing at night.
    What? Is it a race?

    merlinprincesse: Hot Blooded!
    love

    detlef: :-O lol!
    love

    caroline: Hmm... I'm not really up on my things UKish but I will try to make a comparison. Imagine the warmth of the persons heart reprsenting the temperature. replace Oprah with Princess Di, replace Simon Cowell with Jade Goody and replace Dick Cheney with Tony Blair. I hope that will clear things up. Maybe you were confused from counting cats. :-)
    love

    d. maria; Maybe if you put something on besides that little bikini!
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 22:26  

  • THanks for the comment!

    Yes, sweet irony.. Your brand of humour I can take any time, you're sufficiently chilled. 'specially today. :-)

    By Blogger Chandira, at 14:42  

  • Oprah was pretty chilly today...that bad fake-o-holic, chilled her to the bone.

    Where does Anon level out on the ole heart-o-stat?

    Smooch,
    The Tart

    By Blogger The Tart, at 19:28  

  • turn to ice like stone....hrm..
    i love stone

    By Blogger RedT0pMedusa, at 23:09  

  • always loving the unknown. LOVE

    By Blogger crosshatched, at 14:12  

  • chandira: Thanks! I'm chilled like a fine malt liquor.
    love

    jody: Yeah, Oprah seemed miffed. Anon is the like the broken furnace Hot and Cold, Hot and Cold! :-)
    love

    redt0pmedusa: Hrm... you are like stoney ice?
    love

    crosshatched: (blush) :-)
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:09  

  • True love HAS HOT AND COLD! Love, maybe, maybe not.

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 16:35  

  • hahaaa.. let me squeeze in some hot chocolatey love too heeee.. by becoming a "red hot lover".. linking you now!

    By Anonymous irvine, at 17:08  

  • anonymous: Hey, I like your thermostat!
    love

    irvine: Chocolatey love! Nice! And welcome oh newest red hot lover. :-)
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 12:07  

  • Actually, I'm always a little chilly. Sometimes in the summer months I even get chilly from those metal industrial strength fans in the window.

    Now that its winter time I wear many layers. Still get cold though.

    By Blogger D. Maria, at 16:49  

  • d. maria: You show have an avitar showing you in a parka for the winter months.
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 14:22  

  • no i'm just stoned and frigid
    love

    By Blogger RedT0pMedusa, at 16:05  

  • redt0pmedusa: Frigid!? Bah!
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 16:10  

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