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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Fritz Solo: Almost (Fritz Follies 2)

(If you're new to the Follies, clicking on the title of the post will take you to the previous installment.) love

This is a picture of Fritz. He was drawn on a scrap of multi-purpose copy paper and then colored in Photoshop. Fritz may not look it but he is in trouble! His alien master (Also named Fritz!) has been taken by the "Man"! Fritz is going to need some help busting his master out of the pokey! Would you like to help? I will leave the comments on this post open until January 31, 2006. Then I will redraw and post this picture again adding all the people that commented wanting to help Fritz. (I already put Fifi in the picture because She is hibernating and I didn't want her to miss all the action!) After I repost the new picture I will draw a series of pictures showing how everyone helps Fritz (The alien master.) escape from the evil clutches of the "Man"!
Sound like fun? We'll see... Please help Fritz and leave some love for me?


  • I'll help but I don't look like my profile. I'm going to say sorry again for hashing up those comments on your last post. I was'nt doing it to try and be funny if it looked that way. Ah well. How big is this man who's taken Fritz anyway?

    By Blogger modroom, at 16:48  

  • OK, don't panic! I know a lot about aliens, not as much as my sister, the Borg, but never forget I was not assimilated just because I'm a crazypig!
    The only thing we need is coffee. Alien master smokes, so I'm sure he drinks coffee. Fritz the dog have to drink coffee to find his alien master... though I'm not so sure...
    Love to Fritz and love to you.

    By Blogger Clo, at 16:59  

  • modroom: That's allright I can't draw anyway! (Funny anyhow) The man is the same man who sent me the oops letter. (Quite large.)

    clo: OH MY GOD! I just realized your that clo! Your sister clo! Egads! Sorry I'm slow! :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 17:07  

  • Sister Clo! :) I'm not that religious...
    BTW, if you had come visit my new blog you could have seen a beautiful pic of MP and her two cats.
    And your not slow you just need more coffee...

    By Blogger Clo, at 17:22  

  • I take out my ukulele transforming ray gun and transform Fritz into a very persuasive naked penthouse pin-up.

    By Blogger Shane, at 18:15  

  • As a Borg, I would first assimilate the captain, his boss and all those bizarre men-in-black agents... Then I would take one of my borg cube (the worst) and my time machine, and send them in the Precambrian Period (about 4.5 billion years ago) There, they would freeze to death. That would make a nice discovery in the year 2009, for our archeologist in Yukon...
    Precambrian love.

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 19:40  

  • oh no! can i cheat on fritz and fall in love with fifi? love

    By Blogger transience, at 20:18  

  • I think fritz is in some deep poop! i will try to help but i am only one little tiger! what can i do? Love <3

    By Blogger MuseTigerBrooke, at 21:06  

  • I'll do a *VOMIT* for Fritz!

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 23:23  

  • Love. *vomit*

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 23:24  

  • i would love to turn fritz to stone, and then eat his little eyes like marbles....hmmmmmm


    By Blogger RedT0pMedusa, at 23:30  

  • If I change my profile image between now and jan 31st, and comment, will you add in each of me???

    I wonder what would help most... I could mutate into anything...


    By Blogger Caroline, at 05:23  

  • That's true that Pink Fifi is cute!!!! Will not assimilate her (or him?)

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 08:09  

  • Oups again...LOVE

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 08:10  

  • to help fritz, i think i'll start by making "free fritz" t-shirts. then maybe a benefit concert. i can sell the t-shirts there and donate money to fritz's fund. perhaps the dalai lama can make an appearance. and the beastie boys...we haven't seen them since "free tibet" that is my contribution to fritz.

    By Blogger Beth, at 09:54  

  • i was so concerned with trying to help fritz that i forgot the most important thing! to leave love. love.

    By Blogger Beth, at 09:58  

  • i'll take a free fritz t-shirt! and some coffee!

    By Blogger Andrea, at 12:37  

  • clo: Hee, hee not that kind of sister. I try to get around but there is so much to see... it's exhausting.

    shane: Ah... the mighty uke. Don Ho +12.

    merlinprincesse: Hmm... good plan.

    transience: Wha... well, OK. Because I love you.

    musetigerbrooke: You have already done enough! :-)

    sandbox: Thank you for the *vomit*! :-)

    redt0pmedusa: You are crazy about marbles. Stop losing them!

    caroline: Oohh... How exciting! Yes!

    merlinprincesse: What!? Cute-ness keeps you from being assimilated. Then I will never be assimilated for I am far too cute! Thanks for remembering!

    kimberly: Great Idea! I wonder if we could get Bob Geldof and the rest of the Boomtown Rats to perform! I grew up listening to those guys! Great stuff! Thanks for remembering!

    big a: Free Fritz and coffee! What a great slogan!

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 13:02  

  • really we would be helping both fritz's right? yes, i am up for it! count me in, love

    By Blogger ValGalArt, at 19:07  

  • dude this is bad - the Man sucks and getting grabbed by him is trouble...make sure alien master has plenty of cigarettes prior to any escape/rescue attempts...likewise Fritz the dog should get bourbon cause that's what's keeping him off the ground...or is it the love? it must be if the Boomtown Rats are involved...XXXOOO

    By Blogger Lee, at 19:50  

  • Fritz is in the shitz,
    hope he doesn't end up as bacon bitz,
    me thinkz he'll pull through and retain his glitz,
    not sure about his logo on knitz,
    then again better than being in Hellcat's mittz.

    This poem is the pitz.
    Love from Detlef Jumpertz

    http://www.blah blah blah

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 00:28  

  • valgalart: Cool! This is shaping up to be quite the rescue party!

    lee: Heh, heh... smokes and bourbon. Great idea!

    detlef: Great poem but you need to change your last name for it to rhyme properly.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:35  

  • I've brought the tinfoil!!! Contrary to popular belief it actually improves Alien mind power!
    Tinfoil and Raid(bugspray for the man) and Love for you! These gifts I bring... and the media... sorry, it's only the SiFi channel, but it's the media!

    By Blogger LDahl, at 01:43  

  • Eee gads- not the man! My plan is to talk him into submission. I will use big words that he cannot pronounce or understand! That t-shirt thing is a good idea too. I want one. And some coffee too. Love to you and love to Fritz.

    By Blogger Holly, at 06:09  

  • A wee bit too fiesty, non? Love
    I went for that coffee! Ok-I'm done now.

    By Blogger Holly, at 06:24  

  • ldahl: Great thinking! Oh, the Sci-Fi channel! Perfect! We can tell the truth and no one will believe it because it's on the Sci-Fi channel! :-)

    holly: Good idea! umm... what does submission mean? Heh, heh... Thanks.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 14:55  

  • omg. we must save fritz!

    i've taped a flyer on the telephone pole at Blog$hares. it's in a rotation with 20 other it will come up about 5% of the time...

    hang in there, fritz.


    By Blogger Catnapping, at 10:49  

  • OH!I forgot to tell ya. I will not assimilate Fritz cauz he`s my cousin. After sending the bad guys in another time, I will keep Fritz with me for a few minutes (2 or 3 to let him recover from his horrible adventure) and I will beam him back to you (thanks to Scotty and Spock). (I`m a good Borg now). LOVE
    Think I`m also a geek fangirl...
    Nanou nanou...

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 13:25  

  • catnapping: Cool! I'm still trying to figure out how all that stuff works. Poster looks pretty great thought! Thanks!

    merlinprincesse: Whoo Hoo Trekkies Rule! What no love or help from Wil Wheaton. (sigh) :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:19  

  • I thought you could use some furnishings...

    By Blogger Caroline, at 10:03  

  • Whoops forgot the love... now who am I think time... can't remember


    and love from the chair too :-)

    By Blogger Caroline, at 10:06  

  • That one above was Spirit Dancer - can walk through walls.

    And this is Parrot Tom Williams! Can ring up and talk the Man into anything! (provided the man is asleep at te time...)

    By Blogger Caroline, at 10:08  

  • Love, pieces of love, xxxx

    By Blogger Caroline, at 10:09  

  • And this is a gypsy who will tell fortunes that come true... cross her palm with silver and she'll say anything...

    By Blogger Caroline, at 10:12  

  • Love, why do I keep forgetting it... Love and kisses!

    By Blogger Caroline, at 10:12  

  • I thought have an easy to open door might be useful....


    By Blogger Caroline, at 10:14  

  • And a good trunk is always handy...


    By Blogger Caroline, at 10:17  

  • Caroline, you cheater!!!! HeeHee
    Love !

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 16:13  

  • caroline x 8: :-O
    Nice one.

    merlinprincesse: Tee hee...

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 17:29  

  • Tee Hee too!

    By Blogger Caroline, at 02:37  

  • Love

    By Blogger Caroline, at 02:37  

  • caroline: BWHAhahahahahaha... ahem...

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 11:03  

  • I totally want to help Fritz find Fritz and will help in any way possible. I'm pretty good at heating soup—don't know if that helps or not. I don't have a profile picture, but could you just make me look sort of fabulous anyway?
    big LOVE

    By Anonymous grumpiest girl, at 19:06  

  • grumpiest girl: Hot soup is always good! You're in! I'll do my best at fabulous but the page is called bad art.
    If you really are the grumpiest girl you should visit HELLCAT!

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 14:09  

  • Hey, bad-fabulous is good enough for me. Thanks for letting me be a part of the rescue operation, and thank you for the birthday wishes the other day. Off to check out Hellcat!

    By Anonymous grumpiest girl, at 05:25  

  • grumpiest girl: Sweet! :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:46  

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