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Saturday, January 14, 2006

Infected Again

Catnapping infected me. I'm supposed to post 5 random facts about myself. Catnapping is a Red Hot Lover so I will do it. Even though I just did this a few posts ago. I'm sure you all just can't get enough of wonderful me. Blah!
BTW this illustration is a retouch of one of the first pictures I ever posted on this blog.

  1. My first television memory is watching the first moon landing with my dad.
  2. When I was four my patents took me to a popular kids cartoon show and the host made me cry because he yelled at my brother during a commercial break. They got me to stop crying by giving me some Twinkies.
  3. I hate eggplant, unless it's baba ganoush. I love baba ganoush. (Hmm... Is that one fact or two? Bonus fact.)
  4. The first apartment I ever rented was in the basement of a funeral home. I had to walk through the coffin showroom to get to my apartment. Then there were three doors. My apartment, my bathroom and then the embalming room. Creepy. I loved it.
  5. My friend Eric once told me that the first porno movie he ever saw used the Traffic song "The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys" and now whenever he hears that song he gets an erection. Now whenever I hear that song I think about Eric getting an erection. Now whenever you hear that song you will think of my friend Eric's erection. Thank goodness they don't play that song much on the radio anymore.
Well, there you have it. I'm not going to infect anyone because I started this by infecting musetigerbrooke to welcome her to the blog world and it came back to haunt me.
Please leave me some love.


  • You're continually infected! Disgusting ... *VOMIT* Love.

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 14:13  

  • You are infecting ALL of us Lovers!!!! Love you anyway. Love

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 14:14  

  • Great spots!

    I hope you don't sleep walk... you could've ended up tucking yourself back to bed in a coffin like Dracula...


    By Blogger Caroline, at 14:40  

  • hehehe.

    got any pictures of eric?

    By Blogger Catnapping, at 15:30  

  • While Eric was walking around with a woody, I'm assuming the Unknown's member remained flaccid. As I don't know the song, I am unable to test my own reaction.

    Love (is this the right word in this context?)


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 16:27  

  • not only did this one give you a rash, it made you bald!

    By Blogger Catnapping, at 17:26  

  • Now I know why this is my favourite blog. I laughed so hard at #5 that *everyone* had to know why. Better yet, you lived one of my fanatsy lives (being in the TV show "Six Feet Under").


    PS Twinkies make me stop crying too.

    By Blogger andrea, at 18:05  

  • Love..funeral homes & twinkies...oh, my, I see some interesting adventures in your life! The twinkie curse follows many of us....

    Love, love

    The Whippy Curly Tails in the Toasty South!

    By Blogger The Whippy Curly Tails, at 20:04  

  • You infect us with such intriguing info. When I read a combo of twinkies, eggplant and funeral homes-my interest was peaked! Your on your own with Eric ecection thing! Thanks for the chuckle. Love!

    By Blogger Holly, at 15:40  

  • sandbox: Kiss me! Kiss me now! (cough, cough) tougne give me some tounge. *vomit*

    anonymous: Yeah, but it's a social disease!

    caroline: I don't sleep walk but I tell ya the first couple weeks there any strange noise made me jump. Bwhahahaha.

    catnapping: Sadly, I do not. I could draw you one.

    detlef: LOL! :-)

    catnapping: Who said this was a picture of me?!

    andrea: Flattery will get you everywhere! :-) Thanks love. I hate twinkies now!

    lyn: Thanks from the cloudy, totally saturated northwest.

    holly: You're welcome. :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 02:08  

  • Liked the Philip K Dick post, sounds like synchronicity. I will try to still like that Traffic song despite the image you have conjured.
    Electric Love.

    By Blogger modroom, at 10:05  

  • Poor baby. Is that smallpox or a STD???
    Love (almost) *vomit*
    PS LOL on #5...

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 10:50  

  • I feel guilty for infecting you, Unknown. Tell ya what I'm gonna do...

    Let me think about Eric's erection for you. That way you can listen to the radio, risk-free!

    By Blogger Catnapping, at 12:09  

  • Why didn't you used that story of Eric for your "E is for..." illo?
    Erectile love

    By Blogger Clo, at 13:24  

  • *VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT* BITE your tongue off!!!!! Love.

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 14:50  

  • Now, those are some interesting erections...[oh, dear], facts. No wonder you are so erect...[ahem], morbid. Living in a funeral home would do that I'd imagine

    Your friend Erect...ah, Eric sounds very interesting. I would imagine he looks erect...[cough] interesting too.

    I love how you erect...uh, draw eyeballs, I really do.

    Erect...[huh?], Love


    p.s. I seem to erect...[gosh], forget what your friend's problem was.


    By Blogger Sandy, at 14:54  

  • Dr. Giggles .... where ARE you?????

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 20:18  

  • Hhehehheeeee. Love };-}

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 21:00  

  • modroom: believe me it would be worse if you knew Eric.

    merlinprincesse: Love almost?! What!? and thanks.! :-)

    catnapping: By all means! Please feel free to think of Eric's erection. Where ever he is I'm sure he will appreciate it.

    sandy: My oh my. All my lovers seem to be a little randy. :-) Thanks love.

    anonymous: Dr Giggles! Ha, ha. He's a friend of mine.
    Love and Hhehehheeeee yourself! :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 01:30  

  • I KNOW hehhhehehehheeeeeeeehahhhahhhahhahhehhhehhheeeeeeeee. We NEED him!Love };-}

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 01:38  

  • anonymous: Well now that my swelling has gone down I have no need of a doctor. You may need his services thought. I heard he is great with plastic surgery.
    Bwhahahahahahahaha... :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 02:10  

    Even with swelling and spots!!!
    You don't love me. Love.

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 03:12  

  • I didn't say you were ugly. I just thought you could use a nose. And I do love you. So there.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 12:18  

  • I HAVE A NOSE! Where is your chin dimple? AND golden hair ... and Superman loins?????

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 16:38  

  • Spewed everywhere Weirdest Habits when Hallucinating OOps ... you're infected AGAIN!!! Can you get weirder???

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 21:24  

  • aHA.

    unknown to Wildcat, Unknown was recently vaccinated, and is safe from BTD...for a few weeks, at least!

    nya nya nya

    By Anonymous catnapping, at 22:04  

  • ....or not.

    By Blogger Catnapping, at 22:05  

  • NOT! This is 5WHV or Five Weirdest Habits Virus and it's his own fault for being infected anyway!!

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 22:15  

  • this is hilarious! have you seen your friend erec erection lately?

    By Blogger isay, at 01:01  

  • sandbox: Soooo, you send the cat to fight for you eh? My beautiful chin is drawn perfectly as is my hair! As for my superman loins... you couldn't handle the manly manness that is my superman loins!

    sandbox: I knew you where carrying something.

    catnapping: Thanks. It may take me weeks to draw a picture to go with my illness so, no worries. Thanks though!

    sanbox: CARRIER!

    i say: Umm... no not lately. Thanks! :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 16:06  

  • I can't handle this perpetual commotion!!!
    Love };-}

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 18:39  

  • SORRY! didn't know it was going to come back and bite you again.... heheh i secretly think you deserve it!


    By Blogger MuseTigerBrooke, at 17:47  

  • He deserves Hellcat's WEIRD virus!!

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 21:16  

  • sandbox: Bah! Don't be a Buster! :-)

    musetigerbrooke: I deserve it ALL!

    anonymous: Have I been bad?

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 01:37  

  • Yes VERY VERY bad! Love you anyway :)

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 02:40  

  • I would NEVER EVER be like a canine! Love.

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 02:42  

  • anonymous: Ah, no gifts at christmas. :-(

    sandbox: Hmm....

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 17:03  

  • The last 2 were quite riveting... ;)

    By Blogger D. Maria, at 18:37  

  • d. maria: Bwhahahaha. Of course you do!

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 21:23  

  • eeeew... that spoties look terrible!!!

    ahhh Mommy.. *runs in circles*

    hihi ^_^

    By Anonymous irvine, at 17:17  

  • irvine: Chicken pox.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 12:01  

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