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Friday, August 18, 2006


Pure genius! If I do say so myself.

This is my picture for Illustration Friday the theme is match. “Match” was done completely with Photoshop. It is, of course, a mock copy of Strike Anywhere Matches. The real box looks like this. Sometimes I’m so clever I just want to touch myself.

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha… ahem.

Do you ever touch yourself? Do you want to leave me some love?


  • Love it! Not gonna touch myself though. :D
    I think I have a lot of neighbors with those matches. We had 2 fires in one week behind our backyards a while back....


    By Blogger katat0nik (JaneKL), at 17:21  

  • yeah! you are clever! ha!ha! :D

    By Blogger constance, at 17:51  

  • Truly beautiful! You so rock!

    By Blogger Whimspiration, at 19:45  

  • OMG!!!
    The genius!!!

    By Blogger Liz Jones, at 20:35  

  • Brilliant! Love.

    By Anonymous kathryn, at 20:41  

  • Very clever and well executed. Am I the only one who is bothered that we have dispatched the military to guard our borders against hotel maids and busboys?
    Keep puttin' out!

    By Blogger John Carlos, at 21:43  

  • katat0nik (janekl): Thanks.
    Sadly, I think a lot of people will think it's OK to use those matches. :-)

    constance: Thanks.
    Also full of myself today it would seem. :-p

    whimspiration: I rock or Iraq. Heh, heh.
    I rock because my head is thick like a rock. :-p

    liz jones: Thanks. :-p

    kathryn: heh, heh. (blush) Thanks. :-)

    john: Thanks.
    Yeah! Where the Hell are all those guards to keep the damn Canadians out!?
    Bwhahahahahahahahaha... ahem. :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 23:16  

  • Brilliant! Funny but sad too.

    By Blogger Jana Bouc, at 01:04  

  • matching match entries!or..not
    ...thanks for yer comment..loved it...
    this here one o yours is hilarious...i second ye call of pure genius

    By Blogger Lea, at 01:37  

  • Very clever indeed! Unfortunately it seems those infernos are so easy to start these days.

    By Blogger Tiger Mouse, at 03:09  

  • So how long have you been touching yourself? Are you a master of your domain?

    By Anonymous Detlef, at 04:19  

  • and a heaven somewhere !!!
    just to send love ;-)))))

    By Blogger luisa brehm, at 05:31  

  • Ha~! Leading questions...

    By Blogger String, at 06:01  

  • There seems to be a lot of those matchboxes around.

    By Blogger harmoniousjosh, at 09:01  

  • Nice work!!
    That extremly loud sound you are hearing, is the oversharing alert.


    By Blogger scarecrow, at 10:35  

  • This is a departure from your cartooning style, but the humor is still coming from the same witty wellspring! Great photoshopping. Hope to see more like this.

    By Blogger Cindy, at 16:01  

  • Haha I like it.

    By Blogger Jess, at 20:35  

  • very clever!!! Love

    By Blogger ValGalArt, at 22:40  

  • me likey! Pyromaniacs Anonymous, anyone?

    By Blogger syandiedtoday, at 04:23  

  • "the shit has hit the fan...send lawyers, guns and money" (Warren Zevon, excitable boy, 1978,) you know this tune?

    By Anonymous aynaku, at 05:26  

  • Cool work! Love

    By Blogger Janet, at 09:29  

  • This is utter BRILLIANCE. BraVO.

    I touch myself allllll ovvverrrr.



    By Anonymous catnapping, at 11:53  

  • jana bouc: Thanks. :-(

    lea: Aww... (blush) thanks. :-)

    tiger mouse: Thanks.
    Yeah, it's a bummer. A big one.

    detlef: Well, for a while actually. When you play with yourself you always win!
    Gorky is the master of my domain.
    BWhahahahahahaha... eh.

    luisa brehm: :-) Thanks.

    string: :-)

    harmoniousjosh: Sadly, yes.

    scarecrow: Thanks.
    Bwhahahahahahaha... ahem.

    cindy: Hey, thanks. :-)
    I think I spung a leak in my wellspring! Quick I need a cork!

    jess: Thanks. :-)

    valgalart: :-)

    syandiedtoday: Thanks!
    Yea! Def Leppard! Whoo Hoo! ;-)

    aynaku: I do! Very apt. :-)

    janet: :-)

    catnapping: Aww... shucks. Thanks Love.
    OH MY! (blush)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 14:07  

  • woo hoo… matches any W would love… and thank god you are the clever one because W is definitely playing with an empty box…

    have fun playing with yourself…

    By Blogger Michael O'Connell, at 20:56  

  • Awesome take on the topic. Truly unique and clever!

    By Blogger faeorain, at 22:58  

  • michael o'connell: Ha! Thanks.
    I've said it before,
    And I'll say it again,
    When you play with yourself,
    You always win.
    BWhahahahahahahahahaha... err.

    faeorain: Thanks!

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 13:46  

  • Hahahaa- I'd laugh more-- but it's true--- what the hell-- hahaha. You've struck the match on the head! (<=sorry) Yes-what a flaming infernal mess these dumdasses have gotten us into!

    By Blogger AndyDoodler, at 14:55  

  • andydoodler: Nice. Thanks. :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 22:50  

  • Great idea and likeness, it matches the theme for IF and other issues! Hope you are in touch with yourself.

    By Blogger modroom, at 03:34  

  • Curious, what can you do with lighter fluid? LMAO

    By Blogger Charles, at 10:39  

  • There have been 2,838 coalition deaths, 2,611 Americans, two Australians, 115 Britons, 13 Bulgarians, three Danes, two Dutch, two Estonians, one Fijian, one Hungarian, 31 Italians, one Kazakh, one Latvian, 17 Poles, two Romanians, four Salvadoran, three Slovaks, 11 Spaniards, two Thai and 18 Ukrainians in the war in Iraq as of August 22, 2006, according to a CNN count.

    I Hate this F-ing war.

    By Blogger Princess Pepper Cloud, at 15:29  

  • modroom: Thanks. Ha! I am. :-)

    charles: Heh, heh. Thanks. :-)

    princess pepper cloud: I couldn't agree more.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:01  

  • the pres uses these doesn't he?

    By Blogger Andrea, at 10:38  

  • Yeah! You are an evil genius! And I love ya! Hehhehehhe! No I never touch myself. But sometimes I look at me in the mirror to see if I'm really there... YUP!
    Burning Love!

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 12:54  

  • Afghanistan ---- check
    Iraq ----- check
    Iran ----- bettah watch out cuz
    here we come!!

    I dont think the Pressy touches himself,
    I dont think his wifey touches him either!!

    By Blogger Pet Confessions, at 02:04  

  • Very funny!!!!!!!!!

    By Blogger Ellen, at 06:48  

  • o so very much, touching . . .

    By Blogger crosshatched, at 23:15  

  • A fine concept, design, statement and analogy!

    By Blogger Ian T., at 01:15  

  • andrea: Indeed. A little too liberaly. :-)

    merlinprincesse: "Evil genius"! I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. :-)

    pet confessions: Too true.
    Mabye that's his problem. He needs to get laid. Clinton humped everything in sight and he was always relaxed. :-)

    ellen: :-)

    crosshatched: Ha! :-)

    ian t: Aww... (blush) Thanks.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 14:04  

  • oh dear! Scary!

    By Blogger Chuang Shyue Chou, at 00:06  

  • You're the best, Unknown. (Or at least one of the best.)

    I almost pissed myself looking at that.

    By Anonymous Curious Jim, at 04:22  

  • chuang shyue chou: Thanks! Umm... I think. :-)

    curious jim: Thanks. Heh, heh.
    Sorry about that, but thanks. :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 20:17  

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