Bad Art I Am Compelled To Share

Friday, November 04, 2005


This is a picture of some corn-nuts. It was drawn on a scrap of paper I found in the park. In fact it's the same scrap of paper I used to draw cheesy on. As always I colored it in with photoshop. Real corn-nuts are a delicious snack. My mother ate a lot of corn-nuts when I was a kid. She said they where a healthy low fat snack. She always tried to get me and my brother to eat them. Mom would say, "Do you boys want some corn-nuts?" Scott and I would just laugh and laugh. Then we would say, "Sure Mom. I guess corn-nuts are better than cotton balls." Then we would laugh some more while my mother rolled her eyes. Wow, it feels good to get back to the bad art. Thanks everyone for your patience. Now, leave some love. I dare you.


  • Well I'm almost speechless! A finer pair of nuts and stalk I have never seen. Is that stalk as long as a piece of string (28.4 cm - do your maths to convert to inches)?


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 00:41  

  • You need to grovel more than this! Dare? Hhahahahahahahahaaaa. Love.

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 02:00  

  • Simply LOVE Hellcat toys. Love.

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 02:02  

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    By Blogger Caroline, at 06:44  

  • Whoops - sorry about that.

    What I was trying to say was....

    Is this your submission for IF - night???

    By Blogger Caroline, at 06:46  

  • I would find your corn nuts more appitizing if they weren't accompanied by a hairy nut sack. hehehehee


    By Blogger Burfica, at 07:49  

  • That left a salty taste, a bad salty taste.

    By Blogger Large Art, at 13:52  

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    By Blogger kg, at 15:58  

  • detlef: Fine! I did the math. 28.4 cm is 11.2 inches. Umm... no it's not quite that long. But it's not like its's a self portrait. Mostly. Are you any good at this punting?

    anonymous: Hmmm... :-0

    sandbox: OUCH!
    love (vomit)

    caroline: sssalright and Hahahahhaha. Umm... No.


    large art: Do you want some butter?

    kg: ??? What's up???

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 18:06  

  • Hi everybody. Yah know that deleted comment just before my last comment? Well before it was deleted it said this.

    "is that a corn cob in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" there. it needed to be said...

    in a similar vein (pun intended), i discovered while looking for a snack in the cantina at work earlier this week that those long, skinny bags of Planter's peanuts are branded as TUBE NUTS. wtf, i ask. wtf..."

    My apologise if your embarrassed kg. I hope your not. I'm not. I'm not sure why it was deleted? But I assure you these kind of comments are more than welcome. In fact all comments are welcome. Don't be shy. Love me, hate me, I don't care. Just express something.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 18:25  

  • perfect for the vegetarian sweetheart! But make sure to provide floss...

    By Blogger The Crafty-Girlâ„¢, at 18:53  

  • nah, not embarassed... just meant to leave you some LOVE with that comment, and when tried, it failed, so i botched the whole thing and tried a re-do... well, long-story-short... you're CRAZY! i can't believe you re-posted that!


    By Blogger kg, at 19:24  

  • LMAO...I like your interpretive drawing of corn nuts :)

    By Blogger HS, at 21:41  

  • mmmm, i just love the taste of corn.

    By Blogger Catnapping, at 22:19  

  • the crafty-girl: That's why I wear a g-string. :-)

    kg: Wee hee! bwhahahahha :-)

    hs: You should see the interpretive dance that goes with it!

    catnapping: :-0

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 01:01  

  • What is wrong with you?

    By Blogger Jonpaul, at 18:55  

  • jonpaul: Bah!

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 01:04  

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