This is a photo of The Unknown. I touched it up a bit in Photoshop. I'm posting this photo because I was infected by Merlinprincesse. I guess I'm supposed to post 5 random and weird things about myself and then infect 5 more people. OK, but I'm going to post 4 real things and 1 lie. Then if I get 30 different bits of love left for me I will tell you which thing is a lie and post 1 more random and weird thing. Bwhahahahahahahaha.
- I once saw Lindsey Wagner's (The Bionic Woman.) left breast.
- I once was on the Oprah (You know, Oprah!) show and she touched my leg.
- I once waited on Annette Funicello (Original mouseketeer and beach movie starlet.) and she stiffed me.
- I once made a burrito for Wallace Shawn. (The "inconceivable" guy from "The Princess Bride".)
- I once got yelled at by Tom Selleck (Magnum P.I.) for skateboarding on his property. So I gave him the finger.
There. Bah! Please leave some love for me.