Infected
This is a photo of The Unknown. I touched it up a bit in Photoshop. I'm posting this photo because I was infected by Merlinprincesse. I guess I'm supposed to post 5 random and weird things about myself and then infect 5 more people. OK, but I'm going to post 4 real things and 1 lie. Then if I get 30 different bits of love left for me I will tell you which thing is a lie and post 1 more random and weird thing. Bwhahahahahahahaha. - I once saw Lindsey Wagner's (The Bionic Woman.) left breast.
- I once was on the Oprah (You know, Oprah!) show and she touched my leg.
- I once waited on Annette Funicello (Original mouseketeer and beach movie starlet.) and she stiffed me.
- I once made a burrito for Wallace Shawn. (The "inconceivable" guy from "The Princess Bride".)
- I once got yelled at by Tom Selleck (Magnum P.I.) for skateboarding on his property. So I gave him the finger.
There. Bah! Please leave some love for me.
drops of love from The Unknown at
23:23
50 Comments:
FIRST one(: love to you. your random stuff is totally random.
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Anonymous, at 04:57
1. The last one, it really looks like a fantasm.
2. Love your portrait!
3. I knew you were Santa! Please, for Christmas, could you send us a love bomb?
LOVE
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Anonymous, at 06:05
I doubt the Oprah show...
Can't wait to hear which on it is!
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Jamie, at 06:57
I vote that the oprah touching you thingie is a lie. hehehehee
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Burfica, at 08:48
You name dropper you.... (or was that part of the tag???)
The best I can do is my father used to regularly refuel the Rolling Stones' tour bus!
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Caroline, at 10:09
Whoops forgot the love part
love
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Caroline, at 10:09
Very intersting-love
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Todd DeWolf, at 11:14
me said: Thanks. Ironic isn't it.
love
sharon: Please do post your answers here. Too bad about your blog. Too bad about all the creeps on the web.
love
clo: I have a love bomb in my pants but it already went off. Sorry, I couldn't help myself. :-) Where's your sister? She is the one who infected me and now no sign of her. Hmm...
love
jamie: Don't doubt the Oprah! She is too powerful and will destroy you! :-)
love
burfica: Not my thingy! My leg!
love
caroline: Not part of the tag. I just realized I had all these random celebrity encounters. Your dad refueled the Stones tour bus!? With gas or did your dad deal drugs?
love and thanks for remembering the
love
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The Unknown, at 11:19
holly: Ooo... snuck in there while I was typing! Thanks love.
love
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The Unknown, at 11:22
ahh. with these bits of info i've put your story together, unknown. you must be a waiter/actor living in l.a. (the annette f., wallace shawn encounters) by day you used to make your living as a mammogram technician (that explains lindsay wagner's left breast) but you are not so good at your job, because you need to x-ray the right one too. you got fired and created this blog in your spare time. you were on oprah b/c she did a show on mammograms for her audience of middle-aged women. she touched your leg because you, like all waiter/actors in l.a., are gorgeous and she just couldn't help herself. there! so the tom selleck one must be the lie.
love.
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Kim, at 11:57
Kimberly: Didn't you hear what Burfica said? Oprah touched his thingy, not his leg! (Some people just don't listen.)
PS to Unknown: I have immortalised you on my blog. I couldn't help myself.
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andrea, at 13:32
Dear, dear, I'm here. I was infected for the second time in 1 week... That's what happend when you have no protection... MWahahahahaahahahahah!
See on my blog for new strange facts about me.... Thanks for accepting to being infected by moi. I think you never met Lindsay...But not sure... And I really LOVE your look, especially the nice teeth... Are you from the Rabbit Family?
LOVE YOU!
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merlinprincesse, at 14:50
kimberly: Egads! So close to the real story, yet so far. Tee Hee. Nice story though.
love
andrea: It wasn't my thingy!! It was my leg!! I saw the post. You are soooo nice. I might have to quote you. Now that I have been immortalized I just need to find out how to be carmelized. I could become an Everlasting Gobb Stopper! Bwhahahahahahahahaha... eh...
love
merlinprincesse: It was a pleasure to be infected by you. I am not from the rabbit family. I'm from the hill-billie family. "You sure got a purty mouth boy."
love
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The Unknown, at 16:49
Well, thats 10 different commentors. We are one third of the way to the truth.
love
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The Unknown, at 16:53
I believe everything except Annette stiffing you! If she did it would only be because she thought someone else paid. I would still love her anyway! But i think all the other stuff happened for sure!!!! Love you too!!!!
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valerie walsh, at 17:29
far be it for me to stand in the way of the truth... now you need thirteen more comments... i could disbelieve #1 (though if you saw it on tv, does that count?). and if you really made a burrito for wallace shawn, i am so jealous.
merry Christmas
love
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elegraph, at 19:05
Tom would NEVER yell at you. Where am I? Love.
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Anonymous, at 19:28
Annette loves you. *vomit* Love.
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Hellcat, at 19:30
Just as I pictured you! I doubt the Oprah story. love
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Janet, at 20:39
You just *said* it was your leg ... but I read between the lines! I listen with my heart, love.
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andrea, at 21:50
Man you are possessed by Beelzebub!!!!!! Frothing at the mouth as well, no rabid dogs in your neighbourhood? Happy Festivus, love.
Detlef
http://www.detlefjumpertz.com
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Anonymous, at 23:24
How did u get to see the bionic titty?
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Johnny Wadd, at 00:23
valgalart: It could be I'm just that bad of a server.? :-)
love
kg: OH REALLY?! #1? We'll see. Thanks and happy holidays to you.
love
anonymous: Tom is a republican whore and yells all the time when no one is looking!
love
sandbox: Serving her was not tip enough!
love
janet: Hmm... Do I have clothes on when you picture me?
love
andrea: Yes and it was the leg between my legs. Bwhahahahahahahaha.
love
detlef: And now a feat of strength! :-)
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mic: Actually it wasn't very sexy. There was a bionic baby involved.
love
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The Unknown, at 00:38
I’ve got too much energy to switch off my mind,
But not enough to get myself organized.
My heart is heavy--my head is confused,
And my aching little soul--has started burning blue!
Chorus:
I can’t give you up, till I’ve got more than enough.
So infect me with your love--
Nurse me into sickness. nurse me back to health.
Endow me with the gifts--of the man made world.
When desire becomes an illness instead of a joy,
And guilt a necessity that’s gotta be destroyed.
Chorus
Take me by the hands and walk me to the end of the pier.
Run your fingers through my hair,
And tell me what I wanna hear--
Will lies become truths in this face of fading youth
From my scrotum to your womb, --your cradle to my tomb.
Chorus
Nurse me into sickness, nurse me back to health
And tell me what it is that I want in this world!!
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Anonymous, at 04:28
You mean THIRTY DIFFERENT bloggers??? My.... We are not there yet... OKI Her are some more from my KittyKats...
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merlinprincesse, at 08:47
Looooove your eyes. They remind me of my mommy. Meow!
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Anonymous, at 08:49
Number 2 is MIAAAAAAAAAAAAW. Oprah would never do that! Mhhe hee hee.
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Anonymous, at 08:53
Love bits!
30!
love to you
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LDahl, at 10:04
31! Let's hear the truth! My last comment was dyslexic, I had to delete it. Bah!
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Andrea, at 10:30
Settle down everyone. I said 30 different commenters! We are at 22! If I count the cats and the anonymous ones. (not you anonymous!) 8 more. I need Gotta run. I'll check back later!:-)
love
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The Unknown, at 11:09
C'mon everybody! The Unknown said 30 different, and I made a count and we are at 21! That is if he consider the two cats of my sister as two "bits of love". Believe me The Unknown, those two pussycats are really giving love left for you.
So Bloggers, you (and I too) will have to wait a little bit more, ...
I'm sure there will be nine of you untill the end of the day...
I don't work today, it's 14h26 at my clock, but I think it's earlier for you The Unknown. Anyway, I will wait ... I love that little game.
Love, Clo
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Anonymous, at 11:33
Oups!
I'm sorry Anonymous, I didn't realise you were two, sorry again,... bad slave I am, *vomit* myself, ...witch one of you ate me anyway? Ate, vomit, ate, vomit. I feel like a big "boule de poil". Love
Love to all of you.
LOVE to the Unknown.
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Anonymous, at 11:42
I'm going to guess Oprah. Did she give you a car for quick grope? No? Pity.
Here's some love to make up for it.
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Anonymous, at 12:35
Tom Selleck never gave you the finger!!!! but if he did you could have turned him to stone,,,, that'll teach him!
Love <3 Redtop
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RedT0pMedusa, at 18:40
HA!!!!! i din't know annete funicello had a boy monkey part!! nasty nasty!
i bet that oprah wanted to tap that... anyways Love
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Tiger Brooke, at 18:44
that santa is frightening!
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Anonymous, at 19:39
cookie monster: I was young I needed the work! (wink)
love
merlinprincesse: Was that too much to ask?
love
OK, I'll count the cats.
love
ldahl: Thanks! :-)
love
big a: We are soooo close!
love
clo: Yeah! Give em hell! We are getting so close!
love
a creative journey: Thanks for the love. Wow. Everyone really thinks Oprah can do no wrong.
love
redt0pmedusa: I gave Tom Sellek the finger not the other way around and now I'm giving you the finger for not reading more carefully! (wink)
love
musetigerbrooke: O-:
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krista: Bwhahahahahahaha... thanks.
love
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The Unknown, at 23:03
I am here to help.
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Jonpaul, at 23:06
jonpaul: Wow there is a first for everything! (wink)
love
evil santa: You can't hurt me, I'm Jewish!
love
I'm counting those! 2 comments to go!
love
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The Unknown, at 23:11
Santa, you really exist! Lurrrrrrv.
.....:::::::::: 0
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modroom, at 10:23
the unknown never lies to me...
love always
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trj, at 20:06
O.K. Isn't that 30? love
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Janet, at 21:21
modroom: Yes Santa exists but he is a flesh eating zombie!
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gorky love: :-) I love you my love!
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janet: Yes we made it! :-)
love
Thanks to...
me
sharon
merlinprincesse's sister, clo
jamie
burfica
caroline
holly
kimberly
andrea
merlinprincesse
valgalart
kg
anonymous
sandbox anonymous
janet
detlef
mic
anonymous songster
the cookie monster
merlin the hoot kat
mademoiselle princesse
ldahl
big a
a creative journey
redt0pmedusa
musetigerbrooke
krista
jonpaul
evil santa
modroom
gorky love
love to all! love
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The Unknown, at 00:00
OK... Drumroll please... The truth is... Oprah never touched my leg. She touched the leg of my friend Steve. How did so many people know? Well, I guess I owe you all one more weird and random fact about me. Ok, When I was 14 I got shocked really badly due to a faulty blow-dryer cord. Basically a bolt of electricity shot into my stomach and ruined my favorite shirt. Anyhow, about 3 months later hair started to grow where I got shocked and now I have a hair patch on my stomach.
That was fun everyone thanks for playing! Love to you all!
love
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The Unknown, at 00:06
Is it green hair?
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Caroline, at 03:07
caroline: It's a green hair day! Hope you don't mind love! :-)
love
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The Unknown, at 02:25
WASP = white anglo saxon prick (?)
Love
Detlef
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Anonymous, at 04:47
detlef: Hmm... are you drunk? Go up one post!
love
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The Unknown, at 03:21
i guess the oprah one is a lie. She just doesn't seem like a leg person, more like a wing person
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Unique Designs from Zazzle, at 23:26
shane: Well it's easy to guess after I tell you!
love
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The Unknown, at 00:38
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