Bad Art I Am Compelled To Share

Monday, December 19, 2005


This is a photo of The Unknown. I touched it up a bit in Photoshop. I'm posting this photo because I was infected by Merlinprincesse. I guess I'm supposed to post 5 random and weird things about myself and then infect 5 more people. OK, but I'm going to post 4 real things and 1 lie. Then if I get 30 different bits of love left for me I will tell you which thing is a lie and post 1 more random and weird thing. Bwhahahahahahahaha.
  1. I once saw Lindsey Wagner's (The Bionic Woman.) left breast.
  2. I once was on the Oprah (You know, Oprah!) show and she touched my leg.
  3. I once waited on Annette Funicello (Original mouseketeer and beach movie starlet.) and she stiffed me.
  4. I once made a burrito for Wallace Shawn. (The "inconceivable" guy from "The Princess Bride".)
  5. I once got yelled at by Tom Selleck (Magnum P.I.) for skateboarding on his property. So I gave him the finger.
Remember one of these is a lie. Now, I must infect 5 others.
  1. No Alarm No Surprises
  2. ::Friction::
  3. Harry Spy
  4. Mimi in NY
  5. Sharon's Blog
There. Bah! Please leave some love for me.


  • FIRST one(: love to you. your random stuff is totally random.

    By Anonymous me, at 04:57  

  • love left. will post my answers here, as my blog is gone forever!

    By Blogger sharon, at 05:52  

  • 1. The last one, it really looks like a fantasm.
    2. Love your portrait!
    3. I knew you were Santa! Please, for Christmas, could you send us a love bomb?

    By Anonymous Merlinprincesse's Sister, Clo, at 06:05  

  • I doubt the Oprah show...

    Can't wait to hear which on it is!

    By Blogger Jamie, at 06:57  

  • I vote that the oprah touching you thingie is a lie. hehehehee

    By Blogger Burfica, at 08:48  

  • You name dropper you.... (or was that part of the tag???)

    The best I can do is my father used to regularly refuel the Rolling Stones' tour bus!

    By Blogger Caroline, at 10:09  

  • Whoops forgot the love part


    By Blogger Caroline, at 10:09  

  • Very intersting-love

    By Blogger Holly, at 11:14  

  • me said: Thanks. Ironic isn't it.

    sharon: Please do post your answers here. Too bad about your blog. Too bad about all the creeps on the web.

    clo: I have a love bomb in my pants but it already went off. Sorry, I couldn't help myself. :-) Where's your sister? She is the one who infected me and now no sign of her. Hmm...

    jamie: Don't doubt the Oprah! She is too powerful and will destroy you! :-)

    burfica: Not my thingy! My leg!

    caroline: Not part of the tag. I just realized I had all these random celebrity encounters. Your dad refueled the Stones tour bus!? With gas or did your dad deal drugs?
    love and thanks for remembering the

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 11:19  

  • holly: Ooo... snuck in there while I was typing! Thanks love.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 11:22  

  • ahh. with these bits of info i've put your story together, unknown. you must be a waiter/actor living in l.a. (the annette f., wallace shawn encounters) by day you used to make your living as a mammogram technician (that explains lindsay wagner's left breast) but you are not so good at your job, because you need to x-ray the right one too. you got fired and created this blog in your spare time. you were on oprah b/c she did a show on mammograms for her audience of middle-aged women. she touched your leg because you, like all waiter/actors in l.a., are gorgeous and she just couldn't help herself. there! so the tom selleck one must be the lie.

    By Blogger Beth, at 11:57  

  • Kimberly: Didn't you hear what Burfica said? Oprah touched his thingy, not his leg! (Some people just don't listen.)
    PS to Unknown: I have immortalised you on my blog. I couldn't help myself.

    By Blogger andrea, at 13:32  

  • Dear, dear, I'm here. I was infected for the second time in 1 week... That's what happend when you have no protection... MWahahahahaahahahahah!
    See on my blog for new strange facts about me.... Thanks for accepting to being infected by moi. I think you never met Lindsay...But not sure... And I really LOVE your look, especially the nice teeth... Are you from the Rabbit Family?

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 14:50  

  • kimberly: Egads! So close to the real story, yet so far. Tee Hee. Nice story though.

    andrea: It wasn't my thingy!! It was my leg!! I saw the post. You are soooo nice. I might have to quote you. Now that I have been immortalized I just need to find out how to be carmelized. I could become an Everlasting Gobb Stopper! Bwhahahahahahahahaha... eh...

    merlinprincesse: It was a pleasure to be infected by you. I am not from the rabbit family. I'm from the hill-billie family. "You sure got a purty mouth boy."

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 16:49  

  • Well, thats 10 different commentors. We are one third of the way to the truth.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 16:53  

  • I believe everything except Annette stiffing you! If she did it would only be because she thought someone else paid. I would still love her anyway! But i think all the other stuff happened for sure!!!! Love you too!!!!

    By Blogger ValGalArt, at 17:29  

  • far be it for me to stand in the way of the truth... now you need thirteen more comments... i could disbelieve #1 (though if you saw it on tv, does that count?). and if you really made a burrito for wallace shawn, i am so jealous.

    merry Christmas

    By Blogger kg, at 19:05  

  • Tom would NEVER yell at you. Where am I? Love.

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 19:28  

  • Annette loves you. *vomit* Love.

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 19:30  

  • Just as I pictured you! I doubt the Oprah story. love

    By Blogger Janet, at 20:39  

  • You just *said* it was your leg ... but I read between the lines! I listen with my heart, love.

    By Blogger andrea, at 21:50  

  • Man you are possessed by Beelzebub!!!!!! Frothing at the mouth as well, no rabid dogs in your neighbourhood? Happy Festivus, love.


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 23:24  

  • How did u get to see the bionic titty?

    By Blogger Johnny Wadd, at 00:23  

  • valgalart: It could be I'm just that bad of a server.? :-)

    kg: OH REALLY?! #1? We'll see. Thanks and happy holidays to you.

    anonymous: Tom is a republican whore and yells all the time when no one is looking!

    sandbox: Serving her was not tip enough!

    janet: Hmm... Do I have clothes on when you picture me?

    andrea: Yes and it was the leg between my legs. Bwhahahahahahahaha.

    detlef: And now a feat of strength! :-)

    mic: Actually it wasn't very sexy. There was a bionic baby involved.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:38  

  • I’ve got too much energy to switch off my mind,
    But not enough to get myself organized.
    My heart is heavy--my head is confused,
    And my aching little soul--has started burning blue!

    I can’t give you up, till I’ve got more than enough.
    So infect me with your love--
    Nurse me into sickness. nurse me back to health.
    Endow me with the gifts--of the man made world.

    When desire becomes an illness instead of a joy,
    And guilt a necessity that’s gotta be destroyed.


    Take me by the hands and walk me to the end of the pier.
    Run your fingers through my hair,
    And tell me what I wanna hear--
    Will lies become truths in this face of fading youth
    From my scrotum to your womb, --your cradle to my tomb.


    Nurse me into sickness, nurse me back to health
    And tell me what it is that I want in this world!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 04:28  

  • How can a handsome skeleton like you mix with people like that?


    By Blogger The Cookie Monster, at 04:32  

  • You mean THIRTY DIFFERENT bloggers??? My.... We are not there yet... OKI Her are some more from my KittyKats...

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 08:47  

  • Looooove your eyes. They remind me of my mommy. Meow!

    By Anonymous MERLIN THE HOOT KAT, at 08:49  

  • Number 2 is MIAAAAAAAAAAAAW. Oprah would never do that! Mhhe hee hee.

    By Anonymous Mademoiselle Princesse, at 08:53  

  • Love bits!
    love to you

    By Blogger LDahl, at 10:04  

  • 31! Let's hear the truth! My last comment was dyslexic, I had to delete it. Bah!

    By Blogger Andrea, at 10:30  

  • Settle down everyone. I said 30 different commenters! We are at 22! If I count the cats and the anonymous ones. (not you anonymous!) 8 more. I need Gotta run. I'll check back later!:-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 11:09  

  • C'mon everybody! The Unknown said 30 different, and I made a count and we are at 21! That is if he consider the two cats of my sister as two "bits of love". Believe me The Unknown, those two pussycats are really giving love left for you.
    So Bloggers, you (and I too) will have to wait a little bit more, ...
    I'm sure there will be nine of you untill the end of the day...
    I don't work today, it's 14h26 at my clock, but I think it's earlier for you The Unknown. Anyway, I will wait ... I love that little game.
    Love, Clo

    By Anonymous Merlinprincesse's Sister, Clo, at 11:33  

  • Oups!
    I'm sorry Anonymous, I didn't realise you were two, sorry again,... bad slave I am, *vomit* myself, ...witch one of you ate me anyway? Ate, vomit, ate, vomit. I feel like a big "boule de poil". Love
    Love to all of you.
    LOVE to the Unknown.

    By Anonymous Merlinprincesse's Sister, Clo, at 11:42  

  • I'm going to guess Oprah. Did she give you a car for quick grope? No? Pity.
    Here's some love to make up for it.

    By Anonymous A Creative Journey, at 12:35  

  • Tom Selleck never gave you the finger!!!! but if he did you could have turned him to stone,,,, that'll teach him!
    Love <3 Redtop

    By Blogger RedT0pMedusa, at 18:40  

  • HA!!!!! i din't know annete funicello had a boy monkey part!! nasty nasty!

    i bet that oprah wanted to tap that... anyways Love

    By Blogger MuseTigerBrooke, at 18:44  

  • that santa is frightening!

    By Anonymous krista, at 19:39  

  • cookie monster: I was young I needed the work! (wink)

    merlinprincesse: Was that too much to ask?

    OK, I'll count the cats.

    ldahl: Thanks! :-)

    big a: We are soooo close!

    clo: Yeah! Give em hell! We are getting so close!

    a creative journey: Thanks for the love. Wow. Everyone really thinks Oprah can do no wrong.

    redt0pmedusa: I gave Tom Sellek the finger not the other way around and now I'm giving you the finger for not reading more carefully! (wink)

    musetigerbrooke: O-:

    krista: Bwhahahahahahaha... thanks.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 23:03  

  • I am here to help.

    By Blogger Jonpaul, at 23:06  

  • Bah. Stupid post! No gift for you!

    By Blogger Evil Santa, at 23:09  

  • jonpaul: Wow there is a first for everything! (wink)

    evil santa: You can't hurt me, I'm Jewish!

    I'm counting those! 2 comments to go!

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 23:11  

  • Santa, you really exist! Lurrrrrrv.
    .....:::::::::: 0

    By Blogger modroom, at 10:23  

  • the unknown never lies to me...
    love always

    By Blogger gorky love, at 20:06  

  • O.K. Isn't that 30? love

    By Blogger Janet, at 21:21  

  • modroom: Yes Santa exists but he is a flesh eating zombie!

    gorky love: :-) I love you my love!

    janet: Yes we made it! :-)

    Thanks to...

    merlinprincesse's sister, clo
    sandbox anonymous
    anonymous songster
    the cookie monster
    merlin the hoot kat
    mademoiselle princesse
    big a
    a creative journey
    evil santa
    gorky love

    love to all! love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:00  

  • OK... Drumroll please... The truth is... Oprah never touched my leg. She touched the leg of my friend Steve. How did so many people know? Well, I guess I owe you all one more weird and random fact about me. Ok, When I was 14 I got shocked really badly due to a faulty blow-dryer cord. Basically a bolt of electricity shot into my stomach and ruined my favorite shirt. Anyhow, about 3 months later hair started to grow where I got shocked and now I have a hair patch on my stomach.
    That was fun everyone thanks for playing! Love to you all!

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:06  

  • Is it green hair?

    By Blogger Caroline, at 03:07  

  • caroline: It's a green hair day! Hope you don't mind love! :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 02:25  

  • WASP = white anglo saxon prick (?)



    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 04:47  

  • detlef: Hmm... are you drunk? Go up one post!

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 03:21  

  • i guess the oprah one is a lie. She just doesn't seem like a leg person, more like a wing person

    By Blogger Shane, at 23:26  

  • shane: Well it's easy to guess after I tell you!

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:38  

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