Surprise
YOU'RE PREGNANT AND THE FATHER IS WHO?This is my picture for Illustration Friday. The theme is surprise. Surprise was drawn on a scrap of multi-purpose copy paper then cleaned up and colored with Photoshop. I bet Joseph sure was surprised when Mary told him what's up. Last week my picture for Illustration Friday was science based so I figured this week it could be religious. I'm not really a religious type of guy. I don't really believe in the immaculate conception. I have experienced immaculate contraception though. That's when you have unprotected sex with someone you don't really know then later when no one is pregnant and you haven't caught any diseases you say, "Oh, Thank God!" Please leave some love for me.
drops of love from The Unknown at
19:23
40 Comments:
ah so you've benefited from a miracle or two, ey? lol, me too.
i gotta tell ya, if i'd been Mary, I mighta tried the God did it defense, myself. And if that didn't work...i could always say it was an alien love-child.
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Catnapping, at 19:43
Lol Catnapping! I Think I myself am the Child of an Alien love... Strange things coming out of my body. Unless... No wait. Those are only my Cyborg implants. Now I remember. Immaculate love to the Unknown! Now you ARE assimilated. How will you call your Babyborg?
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merlinprincesse, at 20:54
you always crack me up! I show your work to anyone who will look! that is how much i love what you do.love
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valerie walsh, at 23:34
No disrespect here, but Mary doesn't look too alluring...no wonder why Joe was a bit surprised.
Detlef
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Anonymous, at 01:13
Great idea, love the sheep.
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Courtney Pippin-Mathur, at 05:47
Amazing - I've just posted my IF including my husband's view about sheep... which was entirely irrelevant to my offering...
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Caroline, at 09:16
Funny! A nice little bit of humor for the season.
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Cindy, at 09:35
Hmmm... Maybe he wouldn't be asking that question if he didn't have the sheep around so much. Ugh...forget I said that...it isn't love-ly enough! You have such a love-able sense of humor, and I love how you bring it to life in your illustrations. And one more thing...don't be a careless love-r! Geez! Love ya:>>>
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carla, at 12:04
Eeeek! You didn't mention what your lovers caught off you!!! *vomit* *hork* *vomit* Love you anway. Love.
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Hellcat, at 13:10
Think Mary is Joseph's Sister! The sheep thinks his jealousy is sick too! Love with protection. Love.
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Anonymous, at 13:13
Hahahaha... you are so totally CRACKED!
Please revel in my love.
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Carolyn, at 20:35
catnapping: Wee Hee. Yeah!
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merlinprincesse: Freaky! My baby borg will be One of One.
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valgalart: WOW! Thanks and thanks! That's awesome!
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detlef: LOL! You can't tell because of the cloak but Mary is a butter face. (Looks good everywhere but her face.)
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courtney: Are you saying you are attracted to the sheep?
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caroline: What, what? I'm confused?
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cindy: :-)
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carla: HA, HA! Thanks. No careless love for me.
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sandbox: What!? I'm clean except for the occasional hairball.
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anonymous: LOL :-)
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carolyn: Wee Hee! I'm cracked! Thanks love!
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crosshatched: Thanks! :-)
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The Unknown, at 00:14
LOL...You might want to watch out for errant lightening bolts....lol.
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Tony Sarrecchia, at 13:48
i'm even more disturbed than i was last week! at least i can love you over thin internet without turning you to stone!
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RedT0pMedusa, at 14:13
One of One! Don't count on it! You are going to have triplettes" So one of tree and two of tree and tree of tree. But YOU, Yu and Youhou Would be easier! Don't you think... Triple Love !
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merlinprincesse, at 21:43
Mary needs a make-over!
I think she needs love as much as you do. Maybe more.
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Wild Widow, at 22:10
tony: I like electricity!
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redt0pmedusa: Yes, keep talking something is getting hard.
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merlinprincesse: I think you mean three love and what a horrible curse to put on someone! Bah! Even if they do come from a tree!
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wild widow: She does indeed need a makeover, but I told you it was bad art at the beggining. When I get better at drawing I'll change the name of the blog. Pretty Good Art... yada, yada, yada. Though you might find something fun if you stroll through the archives. BWHAhahahahahahahahahaha.
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The Unknown, at 03:14
Oh my goodness-you make me laugh. A big surprise indeed. I always knew when something was up-My Mum would just say Jesus, Mary and Joseph and I knew she was not happy! Maybe it came from this event! Love
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Todd DeWolf, at 07:32
Fluffy Jesus! Also, even a crisp packet is better than nothing, preferably without the crisps. Luv.
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modroom, at 10:04
I dunno...That Mary's kinda masculine...Maybe if "she" opens her robe, Joseph may get another surprise! ...love
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Janet, at 14:06
Babies do not come from trees???? I'm so SURPRISED!. Sooo where do they come from....MMMM? Love! *teehee*
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merlinprincesse, at 14:49
Hahaha. I love the startled sheep!
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Chuang Shyue Chou, at 20:52
Ha! I think that was the surprise that got it all started!
Love it!
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CRISTOSOVA, at 23:34
holly: :-) Thanks love.
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modroom: And unsalted. EEK! I like the expresion "Fluffy Jesus".
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janet: Ha Ha! Maybe. :-)
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merlinprincesse: Well... babies come from... Well... you see when a man and a woman love each other... or when a man and a man or a woman and a woman love each other they... Well they... Well! There is lots of babies to adopt!
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chuang shyne chou: :-)
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cristova: Maybe. :-)
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The Unknown, at 00:31
Sorry unknown are you trying to tell me that you didn't mean to draw the lamb of God having a sheep for a father....
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Caroline, at 05:35
This is perfect. So funny.
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Trout Fishing on Oahu, at 06:14
caroline: OH MY! You are reading a lot into that pic! (wink, wink)
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urban convert: Wee Hee! Thanks! :-)
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fairclavicle: Yeah, I thought that too after I finished the drawing. Whoops! :-)
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The Unknown, at 09:35
Ha, Ha. Your funny Mr. Unknown.
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Jonpaul, at 09:36
jonpaul: Shut up slacker! :-)
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The Unknown, at 09:37
Both your illustration and your commentary were hilarious!
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Aravis, at 12:14
EEEEEEEEEEEE. Scuze moi. About babies, I Thind your not very clear. But thanks anyway. Gonna ask my 2,983,897,876 brothers and sisters. Maybe they have an answer. Or our parents...*sigh*
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merlinprincesse, at 19:56
You are wicked funny.
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Anonymous, at 05:37
aravis: :-) Thanks!
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merlinprincesse: Maybe I could recommend a couple of books or a magazine?
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krista: No, just wicked. :-) Thanks
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The Unknown, at 01:40
heh. you are contributing to Fox's WAR ON CHRISTMAS.
shame on you.
(just kidding obviously).
I love it
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Jaimie, at 15:50
jaimie: Funny! :-)
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The Unknown, at 16:13
With pron pictures???? Yeaaaah! Oups...Maybe some eortic kamasurta... *teehee*
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merlinprincesse, at 19:15
LOVE! *TEEHEEE*
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merlinprincesse, at 19:16
merlinprincesse: Ha Ha. :-)
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The Unknown, at 12:10
Ha, very funny. Cool sheep.
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giles, at 19:20
giles: Ha! Thanks!
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The Unknown, at 23:44
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