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Friday, December 09, 2005

Surprise

YOU'RE PREGNANT AND THE FATHER IS WHO?

This is my picture for Illustration Friday. The theme is surprise. Surprise was drawn on a scrap of multi-purpose copy paper then cleaned up and colored with Photoshop. I bet Joseph sure was surprised when Mary told him what's up. Last week my picture for Illustration Friday was science based so I figured this week it could be religious. I'm not really a religious type of guy. I don't really believe in the immaculate conception. I have experienced immaculate contraception though. That's when you have unprotected sex with someone you don't really know then later when no one is pregnant and you haven't caught any diseases you say, "Oh, Thank God!" Please leave some love for me.

42 Comments:

  • ah so you've benefited from a miracle or two, ey? lol, me too.

    i gotta tell ya, if i'd been Mary, I mighta tried the God did it defense, myself. And if that didn't work...i could always say it was an alien love-child.

    By Blogger Catnapping, at 19:43  

  • Lol Catnapping! I Think I myself am the Child of an Alien love... Strange things coming out of my body. Unless... No wait. Those are only my Cyborg implants. Now I remember. Immaculate love to the Unknown! Now you ARE assimilated. How will you call your Babyborg?

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 20:54  

  • you always crack me up! I show your work to anyone who will look! that is how much i love what you do.love

    By Blogger ValGalArt, at 23:34  

  • No disrespect here, but Mary doesn't look too alluring...no wonder why Joe was a bit surprised.

    Detlef

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 01:13  

  • Great idea, love the sheep.

    By Blogger Courtney, at 05:47  

  • Amazing - I've just posted my IF including my husband's view about sheep... which was entirely irrelevant to my offering...


    Love

    By Blogger Caroline, at 09:16  

  • Funny! A nice little bit of humor for the season.

    By Blogger Cindy, at 09:35  

  • Hmmm... Maybe he wouldn't be asking that question if he didn't have the sheep around so much. Ugh...forget I said that...it isn't love-ly enough! You have such a love-able sense of humor, and I love how you bring it to life in your illustrations. And one more thing...don't be a careless love-r! Geez! Love ya:>>>

    By Blogger carla, at 12:04  

  • Eeeek! You didn't mention what your lovers caught off you!!! *vomit* *hork* *vomit* Love you anway. Love.

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 13:10  

  • Think Mary is Joseph's Sister! The sheep thinks his jealousy is sick too! Love with protection. Love.

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 13:13  

  • Hahahaha... you are so totally CRACKED!

    Please revel in my love.

    By Blogger Carolyn, at 20:35  

  • love

    By Blogger crosshatched, at 23:39  

  • catnapping: Wee Hee. Yeah!
    love

    merlinprincesse: Freaky! My baby borg will be One of One.
    love

    valgalart: WOW! Thanks and thanks! That's awesome!
    love

    detlef: LOL! You can't tell because of the cloak but Mary is a butter face. (Looks good everywhere but her face.)
    love

    courtney: Are you saying you are attracted to the sheep?
    love

    caroline: What, what? I'm confused?
    love

    cindy: :-)
    love

    carla: HA, HA! Thanks. No careless love for me.
    love

    sandbox: What!? I'm clean except for the occasional hairball.
    love*HORK**VOMIT*

    anonymous: LOL :-)
    love

    carolyn: Wee Hee! I'm cracked! Thanks love!
    love

    crosshatched: Thanks! :-)
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:14  

  • LOL...You might want to watch out for errant lightening bolts....lol.

    By Blogger Tony Sarrecchia, at 13:48  

  • i'm even more disturbed than i was last week! at least i can love you over thin internet without turning you to stone!

    By Blogger RedT0pMedusa, at 14:13  

  • One of One! Don't count on it! You are going to have triplettes" So one of tree and two of tree and tree of tree. But YOU, Yu and Youhou Would be easier! Don't you think... Triple Love !

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 21:43  

  • Mary needs a make-over!

    I think she needs love as much as you do. Maybe more.

    By Blogger Wicked Widow, at 22:10  

  • tony: I like electricity!
    love

    redt0pmedusa: Yes, keep talking something is getting hard.
    love

    merlinprincesse: I think you mean three love and what a horrible curse to put on someone! Bah! Even if they do come from a tree!
    love

    wild widow: She does indeed need a makeover, but I told you it was bad art at the beggining. When I get better at drawing I'll change the name of the blog. Pretty Good Art... yada, yada, yada. Though you might find something fun if you stroll through the archives. BWHAhahahahahahahahahaha.
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 03:14  

  • Oh my goodness-you make me laugh. A big surprise indeed. I always knew when something was up-My Mum would just say Jesus, Mary and Joseph and I knew she was not happy! Maybe it came from this event! Love

    By Blogger Holly, at 07:32  

  • Fluffy Jesus! Also, even a crisp packet is better than nothing, preferably without the crisps. Luv.

    By Blogger modroom, at 10:04  

  • I dunno...That Mary's kinda masculine...Maybe if "she" opens her robe, Joseph may get another surprise! ...love

    By Blogger Janet, at 14:06  

  • Babies do not come from trees???? I'm so SURPRISED!. Sooo where do they come from....MMMM? Love! *teehee*

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 14:49  

  • Hahaha. I love the startled sheep!

    By Blogger Chuang Shyue Chou, at 20:52  

  • Ha! I think that was the surprise that got it all started!
    Love it!

    By Blogger cristosova, at 23:34  

  • holly: :-) Thanks love.
    love

    modroom: And unsalted. EEK! I like the expresion "Fluffy Jesus".
    love

    janet: Ha Ha! Maybe. :-)
    love

    merlinprincesse: Well... babies come from... Well... you see when a man and a woman love each other... or when a man and a man or a woman and a woman love each other they... Well they... Well! There is lots of babies to adopt!
    love

    chuang shyne chou: :-)
    love

    cristova: Maybe. :-)
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:31  

  • Sorry unknown are you trying to tell me that you didn't mean to draw the lamb of God having a sheep for a father....

    Love

    By Blogger Caroline, at 05:35  

  • This is perfect. So funny.

    By Blogger Urban Convert, at 06:14  

  • LOL. Mary's headwrap seems a bit tight.

    By Blogger fairclavicle, at 07:44  

  • caroline: OH MY! You are reading a lot into that pic! (wink, wink)
    love

    urban convert: Wee Hee! Thanks! :-)
    love

    fairclavicle: Yeah, I thought that too after I finished the drawing. Whoops! :-)
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 09:35  

  • Ha, Ha. Your funny Mr. Unknown.

    By Blogger Jonpaul, at 09:36  

  • jonpaul: Shut up slacker! :-)
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 09:37  

  • Both your illustration and your commentary were hilarious!

    By Blogger Aravis, at 12:14  

  • EEEEEEEEEEEE. Scuze moi. About babies, I Thind your not very clear. But thanks anyway. Gonna ask my 2,983,897,876 brothers and sisters. Maybe they have an answer. Or our parents...*sigh*

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 19:56  

  • You are wicked funny.

    By Anonymous krista, at 05:37  

  • aravis: :-) Thanks!
    love

    merlinprincesse: Maybe I could recommend a couple of books or a magazine?
    love

    krista: No, just wicked. :-) Thanks
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 01:40  

  • heh. you are contributing to Fox's WAR ON CHRISTMAS.
    shame on you.
    (just kidding obviously).
    I love it

    By Blogger Jaimie, at 15:50  

  • jaimie: Funny! :-)
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 16:13  

  • With pron pictures???? Yeaaaah! Oups...Maybe some eortic kamasurta... *teehee*

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 19:15  

  • LOVE! *TEEHEEE*

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 19:16  

  • merlinprincesse: Ha Ha. :-)
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 12:10  

  • Ha, very funny. Cool sheep.

    By Blogger Giles, at 19:20  

  • giles: Ha! Thanks!
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 23:44  

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