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Thursday, January 26, 2006

Five Habits

This is a picture of my five weird habits. I was infected by Hellcat. Which isn't all that surprising because Hellcat is full of germs. For this illustration I took an old picture then drew five new pictures and pasted them to the old one. I scanned the whole thing then cleaned it up and colored it with Photoshop.

Five Strange Habits From The Unknown

  1. I asked my girlfriend if I had any weird habits and she immediately replied "Blogging." So, I guess that's number one.

  2. I like to smell books. Too bad I buy mostly used books. Who knows where that book has been?! Oh well, It's better than sniffing bicycle seats.

  3. When I tie my shoes I can't have any of the laces twisted. It usually takes five minutes or so to tie my shoes because I have to make sure the laces are straight. God/dess forbid I should have to get somewhere in a hurry. I guess I would go barefoot.

  4. I try to drink a gallon of water a day. I find it odd that more people don't do this. Like they say on TNG we're ugly bags of mostly water.

  5. I like to cook. That's not the weird thing. The weird thing is I like to clean while I'm cooking. In fact the kitchen is usually cleaner after I'm done cooking than it was before I started. I'm surprised more folks don't ask me to come to their house and cook a meal.
Well, there you have it. I hope this will entertain you all a little bit. I'm not going to infect anyone else because my karma can't take it. How's your karma? Do you need to do some karma yoga? Do you love me?


  • those are so weird i love it. and yeah, blogging is strange, but i've been bitten, too. you're not alone! love

    By Blogger transience, at 21:32  

  • um... does it make me lame that i remember that episode? damn i'm such a treky i'm almost ashamed but not entirely... i still have stones ... i love stones

    By Blogger RedT0pMedusa, at 23:14  

  • Dear Unknown - you forgot the weirdest thing of all....


    By Blogger Caroline, at 00:57  

  • I think most of us here have the same habit of Blogging, so it can't be such a weird thing ^^


    By Blogger iLchuL, at 01:58  

  • I thought the most weirdest thing was that it appears you have a discolouration on your cheek that looks like the Eiffel Tower - viva la French iconic sideburns.


    PS. I suggest you mention dead cat biunce to Hellcat and that should keep her at bay for sometime.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 03:11  

  • that should've dead cat bounce

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 03:12  

  • Unknown, you must be moved about by the moon with all that water in you, like a high tide and low tide place where you end up. WEIRD.
    FulfillingWeirdLove ..::o

    By Blogger modroom, at 04:44  

  • Well, if we're here, we probably have the blogging habit. I like to smell books, too. If I never had to wear shoes it would be great.I like water, but don't drink a gallon a day, but I do someometimes "feel" like an ol' bag!And, I clean when I cook, too. I wash everything as I go..can't stand a speck on the counter!...but then I am a clean fanatic..I love bleach! love

    By Blogger Janet, at 07:00  

  • Im just like that cooking!!! I have to clean while im doing everything otherwise I get really cranky. I am a psycho blogger now myself also.

    I dont know about the compulsive book smelling or shoelace obsesssion tho...I guess we all have our quirks and thats the way it should be! ;)

    By Blogger Sdit., at 11:40  

  • no harm karma --- love.

    By Blogger crosshatched, at 14:16  

  • Hey,I don't know about you, but maybe I'll change that from "I like to smell books" to "I like the smell of books".Sounds more like you just happen to smell them than you make a point of going around sticking your nose in old books!

    By Blogger Janet, at 16:15  

  • transience: Thanks. Actually I am alone and all the lights are out and I'm naked. Bwhahahahaha...

    redt0pmedusa: That does not make you lame because you were already lame. Like a duck. Quack, Quack. ;-)

    caroline: I did? What?

    dawn: Denial! Denial! :-)

    detlef: That's not a habit that's just bad art. Nothing will keep Hellcat at bay. After all she is a Hellcat!

    modroom: Good God/dess! That never crossed my mind. This explains a lot!

    janet: Maybe we were seperated at birth!?

    sdit: Hmm... sounds like some people are just begging to get infected.:-)

    crosshatched: Ha!

    janet: But hey, I do make a point of going around sticking my nose in old books. Well, only if I'm thinking of buying it. It's not like I would go into the library and start sniff stacks.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:25  

  • You still haven't remembered / noticed...


    By Blogger Caroline, at 04:05  

  • W E I R D. Your weirdest habit is doing TAGS! (See the blackmailing is working) };-}

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 16:44  

  • LOVE :)

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 16:45  

  • You should see his weirdness in the Sandbox!! Ooops, forgot to visit for a MONTH????

    Love, love, love };-}

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 16:47  

  • anyone who loves to cook i love!!!

    By Anonymous irvine, at 17:05  

  • Haaaa! Ugly bags of mostly water... Remember but can't remember who said that... A Ferengi? MMM... And I guess all bloggers are a little weird, but in a nice way most of the time... Love.

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 20:17  

  • caroline: Now I'm paranoid. What am I missing?

    anonymous: You are sooo cute!

    sandbox: I lead a complicated life. What can I say. Oops. I still love the cute little Hellcat!

    irvine: I'm buying a chefs hat.

    merlinprincesse: I've met a few evil bloggers.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 12:11  

  • You really did? So we really live here in a microsociety.... MmMM. I will go on to give you all my love, for the ones who don't....

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 22:16  

  • merlinprincesse: Bwhahahahahahahahahaha You have fallen right into my evil trap. Just kidding. Thanks.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 22:35  

  • i clean while i cook too! and i like the smell of books, uhoh i also like to blog... love

    By Blogger ValGalArt, at 22:46  

  • valgalart: I guess it's not that uncommon.
    I must just be bad at picking house-mates because the ones I got never clean anything.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 23:09  

  • you are so normal, it's weird!

    I'm glad your hair grew back. I love you more with hair.

    By Blogger Catnapping, at 01:23  

  • We have the same "strange habits" EXCEPT for the smelling of books. ;)

    By Blogger D. Maria, at 16:56  

  • catnapping: Normal... Hmm...
    I was going to get a haircut but two of the people I work with got haircuts. so I decided to be the one guy with hair. Anyhow... I'm rambling.

    d maria: You sound like you are begging to get infected.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 14:26  

  • The smell of books is good! It reminds me of new money. I used to work at a bank when I was 19-been an addict ever since.

    By Blogger Joy Eliz, at 20:54  

  • joy eliz: New money!? I wish I could enjoy the smell of old money instead of the stench of bankruptcy. :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 16:14  

  • I really don't understand why loving to smell books should be a weird habit? And what's wrong with buying used books?

    The Unknown, you've just broken my heart. :o(

    love :o(

    By Blogger Clo, at 16:50  

  • clo: I broke your heart? How?

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 11:10  

  • I love old books too, even the smelly ones:)))

    By Blogger LDahl, at 14:55  

    For me and most of my customers, smelling books is really not a strange habit.
    Though I have to admit that me and my customers are all a little bit strange, you should be surprised to see how many people consider that the smell of an old book is a very important factor.
    So now, I guess you are jealous of me because I work with the smell of books all day. :O)
    But don't be jealous because working with old books all day, I'm getting used of it and don't smell the difference, except if the book have a very special smell.
    Now I feel better, though it took you some times to answer to my broken heart, but the image of me on the sketch of the Rescue Party is making me look soooooooooo cuuuuuuuuute that I will love you forever, my dear! :@)

    Oh, and here's another one,

    By Blogger Clo, at 07:07  

  • ldahl: I didn't realize so many people enjoy smelly old books. Now if we could all just learn to love smelly old people. :-)

    clo: OH! What a dreamy job!

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 15:36  

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