Bad Art I Am Compelled To Share

Saturday, February 04, 2006


This is a picture of me being angry. I drew it on the nearest piece of paper I could find. I did the whole thing, including the coloring and clean up in Photoshop, in about five minutes.

I am angry because my boss is a big idiot! I was suppose to have the afternoon off. Time I was going to spend working on the Fritz Rescue Party illustration but because my boss is an ass-hat I must spend the rest of the afternoon studying a script. All because the boss couldn't figure out a scheduling problem that should have been taken care of months ago.

The woman who is my boss lives her life in crisis mode. Everyday there is another crisis. Frankly if I had any other source of income I would tell her to --ck off! Sometimes I feel like a whore. Well, actors and whores I guess there isn't much difference anyway.

I hope to get back to the Rescue Party picture on Monday but for now here's a little tease. This is only a rough draft! It will look a lot better when I clean it up. Enjoy!

Do you love your boss? Will you love me even when I'm angry?


  • I love my boss, but aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Is that me!!!!!!!
    *cry* snif double snif...
    I'm a much prettier borg....snif
    Love anyway....

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 20:08  

  • Everybody hates their boss. Even if you work for yourself. Because even occasionally you get idiots rude idiots to freelance for. Suck it up. Glad you could express yourself through your art. Keep your tongue and keep up your thoughts through your art. It's better that way. REALLY.

    By Blogger Shano, at 20:08  

  • Ohhhhh ! But I love your angry face... You look sooo....mmmmm...angry??? LOL
    Love (In fact I rotflmao seeing this preview of our wonderful adventures)... YEP!

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 21:44  

  • Dang dude, your really fired up in that pic...The intensity is really overpowering!

    As for yo boss..Tell that rag tell her " C U Next Tuesday."

    Kick ass brah!

    By Blogger The Original Dangster, at 22:00  

  • Is there a prohibition on using the f word? To release all that anger you must let go completely...come on I want to hear you say it: Fuck Off! There feels better doesn't it.


    By Anonymous Detlef, at 00:18  

  • When I was working as a waitress I had 2 bosses.
    It was terrible >_< so don't worry about being angry, we understand you, and love you ^^

    By Blogger iLchuL, at 04:52  

  • Awww .. we'll still lub you even when you get angry :)

    By Blogger marina, at 05:04  

  • my office seems to function in constant crisis mode so I feel your pain..but I do love my boss bc he is never there thus leaving me with lots of unsupervised, potential for screw off time...burn some incense - you'll feel better ;) XXXOOO

    By Blogger Lee, at 06:32  

  • Fuck off! I'm copying Detlef, it's not personal. Is that me in the boots with a guitar? There might be a spark with those heels. Haaa, you're so close with the face! Think I recognize most the others, it's looking good. Your chair looks like a true antique which just keeps on giving, if you're a cat. HighheelLove...:::o

    By Blogger modroom, at 08:31  

  • I love the angry pic...something in the eyes! ;)

    You're such a tease...I can't wait for the Rescue Party pic on Monday!

    By Blogger D. Maria, at 12:41  

  • merlinprincesse: My boss is a really super nice person she just has no business running a business. Uber unorganized to the Nth degree. If she were just a smidge less nice I would hve stopped working for her long ago.
    Oh boy! Don't start complaining about the sketch already and HEY! It's BAD ART!

    shano: Suck it up!? My first drama teacher used to say that to us all the time. Funny!

    merlinprincesse: HA! I hope I can pull it off.

    the original danster: HA! :-)
    I've been nosing around your guy's page. It does indeed kick Ass!

    detlef: Actually at first it did say fuck off. Then I reread it before posting and thought it sounded too angry. Which is weird because I have no problem saying fuck off. Just ask my mother. ;-p

    dawn: Two bosses!? Is that anything like My Two Dads?

    marina: Pardon my outburst.

    lee: Ha! Incense? Is that what the kids call it these days? We just call it weed.

    modroom: Fuck Off Fuck Off Fuck Off. See no problem. Hee, hee.
    That is you there in front. It's actually shane who is holding up his uke. I know it's not very clear yet. This was just a test to see where everyone was going to fit. I'm still missing about half of the rescue party.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 12:56  

  • d maria: Sneaky! Got in there while I was typing eh? Thanks love. I probably won't actually post it until Tuesday.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 13:00  

  • you are scary when you are angry
    but i can still have love for you

    By Blogger Draconas, at 13:45  

  • Bosses come and and hate....but, you unknown..nothin' but love!!!! Take care

    By Blogger Mayimakeyousmile, at 14:44  

  • poor unknown! feel better. love.

    By Blogger Beth, at 17:05  

  • My, but you're beautiful when you're angry.

    some suggestions:

    1. kick your boss in the knee.

    2. kick your boss in the other knee.

    p.s I hope i'm the one in the picture with the big boobs.

    By Blogger Catnapping, at 18:22  

  • YEAH! KILL HER, KILL HER, KILL HER!!!! *vomit* Love.

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 20:46  

  • Anger does wonders to your hair growth. Hairy Love.

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 20:47  

  • I love that «collage».

    By Blogger Alexª, at 04:23  

  • hmmmm angry love?? as long as it's as good as make up sex, sure, I'll love ya. hehehehehe

    By Blogger Burfica, at 07:47  

  • I'm my own boss so of course I love my boss!


    By Blogger Caroline, at 08:09  

  • He could poke her eye out with that adam's apple!

    By Blogger catnapping, at 09:31  

  • wow, are you sure we don't have the same boss? Mine is an ass-hat too, or arse on toast, as a friend of mine would say. You look cute angry. There you go. Some love. Oh, and love Percy too!!! I have a weakness for grumpy pets!! My own cat is the sweetest, gentlest thing. I love him all the same. There's a lot of love in this comment.

    By Blogger the heartful blogger, at 10:45  

  • That illustration is the best. It reminds me of a drawing I did as a kid, (it is the only one I like, and not saying you draw like a kid) mother kept it, it is of me angry too, with razor-sharp teeth.

    Sorry you hate you boss, I don't like mine much either, but they seem to be there to ruin everything. Who said actors were whores?

    Thanks for your comment on my blog, and taking the time to look.

    By Anonymous benconservato, at 11:23  

  • Love this illo!! Definitly can feel the emotion!! Sorry about your boss ... it's very frustrating when things like that happen!

    By Blogger Alina Chau, at 12:03  

  • Well,I don't have a boss, I am my own boss so I'm never mean to myself ;)
    But I sort of understand you...
    Your illo for that quite small.Will you post it when ready?

    And you're right,my illustration for chair came out really creepy,it reminds me of death.But then,the stupid story is all about C.

    By Blogger kikazinha, at 15:27  

  • oh I still love u. and wanna say.. just love your boss then too! hihi ^_^ she's not that bad.. she's just stupid lol

    By Anonymous irvine, at 15:58  

  • even with your angry face, LOVE

    By Blogger crosshatched, at 17:00  

  • :-)

    Awesome.. Anger is good. Bosses are bad. I have 5. I love 4 of them, the other one sucks. I guess my odds aren't bad considering.

    Just let that 'fu' out!! lol I think we're all in agreement on that one. I do, frequently. Feels good, doesn't it?

    By Blogger Chandira, at 18:27  

  • ...there's something about a red-eyed man...mmmm.

    By Blogger LDahl, at 21:52  

  • Um. What is an "ass-hat"?

    By Blogger eChelsea, at 16:36  

  • your red face and eyeball veins,offset the beauty of your blond beard and mane-tell ya-just show your boss this picture,and she'll either fire you,or never bother you again. LOL

    By Blogger HARDWAX, at 17:05  

  • Oh yeah! I think I love you EXTRA when you are angry! And now I can even picture what you look like Unknown!

    By Anonymous krista- the silent k, at 05:47  

  • Yes, definitively BAD ART!
    It's amazing! Do you have extrasensory power? How did you know that it's exactly how I look in the morning searching for my glasses when it goes under my bed! But at that time of the day I'm not very helpful, I need more coffee, more coffee!

    I'm my own boss and sometimes I'm angry at myself and it's not good for the self esteem. But you did such a cute allegoric illo of me that she will be jealous! hihihi
    More coffee, more coffee, more coffee with love

    P.S. Do you know that you look cute when you're angry? Yes? Well...

    P.P.S. You wont believe me but my verif word is "tvomi", isn't that cute?

    By Blogger Clo, at 06:22  

  • Hey, it's Wednesday and still no 'Fritz Rescue Party'...I know good things come to those who wait. ;)

    By Blogger D. Maria, at 14:37  

  • draconas: Heh, heh... people tell me I look mad when I'm not mad but really I'm always laughing inside.

    mayimakeyousmile: Ah... thanks.

    kimberly: Ha! Thanks.

    catnapping: I'm surprised you didn't say kick the boss in all three knees. The right knee, the left knee and the weenee!
    Umm... I suppose I could draw you some big boobs if you want. :-)
    Psst... the boobs belong to musetigerbrooke but I happen to know that they are not real boobs.

    sandbox: Down Hellcat! Down! That's it! I'm getting the water bottle!

    anonymous: Actually I am pretty hairy right now.

    alex-a: Ah... wait until you see the finished product.

    burfica: Sex with my boss! EEWWWWEEEEEAAAHHHGGG. Gross.
    Hey nice to read from you again love!

    caroline: The question is do you love sex with your boss?

    rebecca: Bah! If only she didn't have glasses on!

    tammy hanna: Arse on toast! Ha, nice. I think I'll start saying that too!
    Thanks for the great comments.

    benconservato: Thanks. My drawing has not improved since I was a kid.
    I don't hate my boss. She just makes me crazy.
    Silly, I know. Whores use more discretion.

    You're welcome and thanks.

    alina chau: Thanks.

    kikazinha: Thanks. Big is coming or you could just click on the image and make it grow.

    irvine: heh, heh... yeah.

    crosshatched: :-)

    chandira: 5! Are they the 5 dentist that always test things and one of them is always an ass-hat and doesn't agree with the others?!

    ldahl: Yeah it says crazy evil demon man!

    echelsea: Some one who always has their head up their ass. Or for more fun try ass-hat

    hardwax: Bah! She can't fire me right now.

    krista: I think I look better drawn. Dream away!

    clo: Hmm... what were you doing that made your glasses go under the bed?!
    Maybe you should try some decaf?

    d maria: I know. I know. (blush)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 16:38  

  • fj
    Why isn't the asshat wearing a hat? He should be!

    By Blogger Chuang Shyue Chou, at 18:17  

  • chuang shyue chou: Ha, ha yeah! Hey... wait... the ass-hat in the picture is me!!!

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 20:36  

  • Obviously, you don't wear glasses, or you knew that it is the place they usually go by themselves. When I DO something in my bed I always wear them because I want to SEE what I am DOING.

    And for the decaf..... over my dead body!


    By Blogger Clo, at 20:03  

  • I know how you feel, perhaps i should turn her to stone love

    By Blogger RedT0pMedusa, at 17:26  

  • clo: Now I know you need some decaf.

    redt0pmedusa: Not until she writes my next check.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 22:19  

    It's because if I take decaf, I won't be able to be invisible anymore, and it may be of some help to the rescue party.
    Come on, how can a fat pink pig like me can help if I'm visible, specially with the incredible dots you put on my back!


    By Blogger Clo, at 06:58  

  • clo: Invisible?! Are you sure your not drinking tequila?

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 13:14  

  • Believe me, when I drink tequila, I became very, very visible...

    Yaaaaaaaaa laaaaaaaaa laaaa laa laaaaaa!


    By Blogger Clo, at 16:04  

  • clo: Hmm... I do believe you. :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 13:12  

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