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Poor Fritz. All he wanted to do was hang out, smoke cigarettes and walk his alien dog Fritz. Now he waits alone in a secret alien prison. "The Man" captured him, took away his smokes, shaved his head, shaved off his mustache and threatens to start experimenting on him if he doesn't tell them everything he knows about advanced weapons technologies.
Poor Fritz. He doesn't know anything about weapons. Fritz was just the assistant clerk in the accounting office of some backwater world. He came to Earth for a vacation and liked it so much he stayed. Now he has almost lost hope. Fritz is unaware that help is on the way.
That's right! Fritz the dog has gathered a rescue party that is meeting this very moment to plan a prison break. It will be no easy task but they will try. The volunteer rescue party includes The Unknown, Modroom, Clo, Shane and his uke, Merlinprincesse, Transcience who has the hots for Fifi, Musetigerbrooke, HellCat and her *vomit*, Redt0pmedusa, Kimberly, Big A, Valgalart, Lee who is bringing some bourbon, Detlef, Ldahl with some tinfoil, Holly and her big words, Catnapping who posted some flyers, the Grumpies Girl and Caroline who was kind enough to bring along a chair, a spirit dancer, a parrot named Tom Williams, a fortune telling gypsy that likes bribes, a doorknob and an elephant with a large trunk.
Will this ragtag group of brave souls make it in time? Will they have enough intelligence between them to outwit "The Man"? The only way find out is to read this blog! Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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