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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Fritz in Prison (Fritz Follies 3)

(If you're new to the Follies, clicking on the title of the post will take you to the previous installment.) love

This is a copy of the original Fritz and Fritz picture that I tinkered with in Photoshop.

Poor Fritz. All he wanted to do was hang out, smoke cigarettes and walk his alien dog Fritz. Now he waits alone in a secret alien prison. "The Man" captured him, took away his smokes, shaved his head, shaved off his mustache and
threatens to start experimenting on him if he doesn't tell them everything he knows about advanced weapons technologies.

Poor Fritz. He doesn't know anything about weapons. Fritz was just the assistant clerk in the accounting office of some backwater world. He came to Earth for a vacation and liked it so much he stayed. Now he has almost lost hope. Fritz is unaware that help is on the way.

That's right! Fritz the dog has gathered a rescue party that is meeting this very moment to plan a prison break. It will be no easy task but they will try. The volunteer rescue party includes The Unknown, Modroom, Clo, Shane and his uke, Merlinprincesse, Transcience who has the hots for Fifi, Musetigerbrooke, HellCat and her *vomit*, Redt0pmedusa, Kimberly, Big A, Valgalart, Lee who is bringing some bourbon, Detlef, Ldahl with some tinfoil, Holly and her big words, Catnapping who posted some flyers, the Grumpies Girl and Caroline who was kind enough to bring along a chair, a spirit dancer, a parrot named Tom Williams, a fortune telling gypsy that likes bribes, a doorknob and an elephant with a large trunk.

Will this ragtag group of brave souls make it in time? Will they have enough intelligence between them to outwit "The Man"? The only way find out is to read this blog! Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Please follow the Follies of Fritz and Fritz. Please leave some love for me.


  • i'm secretly in love with fritz (the alien) and want to have his love child. that would be sight yes? an alien child with snakes on their head and red eyes that turn things to stone. yeah for fritz (the dog) i will be there perhaps my crazy inner bitch will come out and help save the day, for that matter the outter bitch might help too... my inner bitch is secretly in love with fritz (the dog)

    By Blogger RedT0pMedusa, at 19:49  

  • Have LOTS of vomit ready to projectile *vomit* Love.

    By Blogger Anonymous, at 22:56  

  • Well that orange jump suit might mean he's in Gitmo. If I'm a part of posse to break him out, then I'm going to have hole out in Cuba for a while and establish some cover. I believe my friend, the Pyschotic Turkey wold be of immense help....'though if he comes on board, Hellcat could end up as collateral damage.

    A blitz to free Fritz!!!!

    By Anonymous Detlef, at 00:55  

  • I have news for you all, I'm in Cuba already....smoking a few cigars, sampling the rum, checking out a few left handed cats to speak of, but some promising leads on Fritz. Keep you posted.

    PS Fidel is keen to sign on.

    The Pyschotic Turkey

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 01:02  

  • That chair's gonna come in handy!

    Don't forget the Crisco!

    By Blogger Catnapping, at 01:22  

  • i think fritz is flipping his alien finger.

    By Blogger Catnapping, at 01:27  

  • Where should we send the food parcels?

    I've always wanted to bake a cake with a metal file inside it - so here it is - chocolate with swirly bits and it smells faintly of almonds... without being posinous of course...

    Oh dear can aliens eat chocolate? Perhaps not... well have a slice everyone and whoever finds the file, don't bite on it - its your dental bill not mine!

    No Parrot Tom Williams not your bill either.

    And word verification is "looap" which means, obviously, that there is an escape route from the prison loo... (= W.C./toilet/restroom/etc.), in fact looap, must mean the loo has a portal to Fritz's home planet... oh dear... what would happen if he went back there by mistake?



    By Blogger Caroline, at 01:36  

  • OH! My daughter will be please to know that you know where Fritz the Alien is. She had put a pic on HER blog:
    last February 28, to ask to search for Fritz.
    So if you need a gang of kids they're ready. Kinetic power, telepathy, marbles, name it, we have it!

    By Blogger Clo, at 06:30  


    Luv ya! ;)

    By Blogger D. Maria, at 12:20  

    Sorry for the credit! I put one now!
    Is it ok? It's the first time in my life I have stolen something, and I'm sure it's the first time for my kid too! I'm so sorry! It's my fault! Mea culpa. Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa.

    Will you still love me?

    soooooooooooooo sorry!

    By Blogger Clo, at 15:56  

  • Haha...its ALWAYS the dog that saves the day..that tell you anything about non-dogs?
    Lovely love to you, and Fritz...and Fritz.

    By Blogger diosaperdida, at 19:24  

  • We are READY. Us the Great Good-Borgs, we are going to assimilate anybody in our way.... Except maybe "THE MAN"... Yeech...
    One for All and All for One... And this One is Fritz...
    And I would take a piece of that cake please....?

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 19:46  

  • Fritz needs a spritz

    By Blogger Shane, at 21:59  

  • hell yeah, I'm ready for some alien freeing follies....powered by good bourbon and pure intentions - all things are possible....let's go get Fritz XXXOOO

    By Blogger Lee, at 12:17  

  • is it too late to help free fritz? i'll bring one of my old pink tutus to help diguise him. love always.

    By Blogger gorky love, at 00:05  

  • redt0pmedusa: Bitch on bitch. Makes sense. :-)

    sandbox: You are the biley best!

    detlef: I hope it's not Gitmo. They won't even let you buy a decent cigar there.

    pyschotic turkey: Look out for the giant rats and I mean giant!
    Fidel or infidel?

    catnapping: Yeah the chair will be good for a sratching post. Not sure about the crisco maybe we could use ky or oleo. Some sort of non-animal based lubricant.
    The finger? The "Man" deserves it.

    caroline: Aliens like all kinds of food especially files. High in iron for that growing alien body. Only problem is I'm not sure where Fritz is being held.

    clo: Grab everything that is in the kids pockets. I sure it will all come in handy.

    d. maria: Yeah! We have a cheerleader!

    clo: Thanks love!

    diosoperdida: Does that mean non-dogs are always screwing things up?

    merlinprincesse: Yeah! I knew it all aliens like file-cake.

    shane: Whoops! You can smell him from here? Oops!
    Well his master hasn't been around to give him a bath.

    lee: Maybe I should lay off the bourbon until things are taken care of. (hick)

    gorky love: How can I turn down you or your pink tutu.

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 11:32  

    I have it from reliable sources that Fritz is being held in Leavenworth, in A-Block of the Alien wing. This might be a lot harder than we originally thought. A-Block is filled with hardened alien criminals, time travelers and animated puppet makers!!!

    We're going to need lots of Super-Glue!!

    The Rat

    By Blogger LDahl, at 21:48  

  • *drool* ... readjusting headgear...

    By Blogger Andrea, at 17:06  

  • ldahl: Ah! The damn animated puppet makers! Wait, what the hell is an animated puppet? Glue Yeah!

    big a: Huh?!

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 15:42  

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