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Saturday, April 22, 2006

All Alike, Again

Well, I finally got a new ink cartridge for my printer. So, the contest is back on! Tell me something these three items have in common and the funniest commenter will receive a copy of this illustration, signed by me, plus a hand written love note. The only rule is you can't say they all suck, because that would be too easy. I will pick a winner next Saturday the 29th.

I am crazy busy so, I won't be on line today after posting this. I will try to catch up with you all on Sunday or Monday.

And now, some bragging. I'm giddy as a schoolgirl. I get to meet three of my favorite celebrities today! Chuck Barris, Art Alexakis and Peter Buck! I hope I don't get tongue-tied or embarrass myself.

Please leave me some love.


  • All three work well in a vaccuum.

    By Blogger Brian the Mennonite, at 16:54  

  • They are all only effective if manipulated by an external source of energy.

    By Blogger Brian the Mennonite, at 16:57  

  • These are things shoved up George W's arse.

    By Blogger Brian the Mennonite, at 17:00  

  • All three, if left to their own devices, would produce absolutely nothing.

    By Blogger Brian the Mennonite, at 17:10  

  • Chicks dig 'em.

    By Blogger Brian the Mennonite, at 17:12  

  • They are all flammable?

    By Blogger Brian the Mennonite, at 17:23  

  • They're quite good on toast. I'm getting silly.

    By Blogger Brian the Mennonite, at 18:59  

  • Brian the Mennonite is strange... Love.
    But he deserves the prize! Heh heh... So did Caroline and all the others that participated the other time. Does it help you?

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 22:53  

  • They all suck. Hi I'm Pete Sticks.

    By Blogger Pete Sticks, at 23:01  

  • I agree with MerlinPrincesse :-) only I think she should get the prize!


    By Blogger Caroline, at 23:39  

  • Uh ... They all suck

    By Blogger marina, at 08:00  

  • "All three have the exact same IQ"

    "Things that should be found in the clean up crew at McD's"

    "They've all been full of coke"-snorrt

    "All three are part of great illustration/idea of 'The Unknown'"

    "All three are weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq"

    "All three are equally qualified to be U.S. President-- well maybe the vacuum is slightly more so."

    "All three pollute the environment (ground/water/air- ground/water/air/everywhere- air"

    "All three took 10mins of my life- that I'll never get back- making me try and come up with these hilarious comments HAHAAHHAAHAAHAHAAHAHA--------urrr-umm-urrr- ha?"

    Is there a one idea per ideaer rule? Please?

    By Blogger AndyDoodler, at 08:38  

  • "I have no use for any of them."

    ps i love your blog and linked to it. my blog's also about bad art- i had no idea it was this popular a topic.

    keep it real.

    By Blogger Penguin, at 13:23  

  • "all are tools of marginal worth."

    By Blogger Penguin, at 13:25  

    like everything else!

    By Blogger Joy Eliz, at 14:42  

  • All have a W in their name... Except the vacuum...
    (Thanks Caroline) *teehee*
    Lovvy love!

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 14:49  

  • Crap goes in one end and out the other in all three of them...the one in the middle might reverse that process.


    By Blogger LDahl, at 15:58  

  • THOSE three are certainly not three of my favorite celebrities... hee, hee...

    but you are, though you are "unknown"...
    ;O) ;O) ;O)


    By Blogger Clo, at 21:25  

  • can't think... too early!
    nice pic though :)

    By Blogger Rikki, at 22:03  

  • WOW! I thought I had some good ones, but Brian seems to have beat me to the punch on some of them. I'll say mine anyway.

    - They all suck.
    - They can't think for themselves.
    - They could all be fun at a Rave party.
    - They are not used by "real" men.
    - They could not really help you if you fell into an icy pond.
    - Secretly, Cheney uses them all behind closed doors.
    - They are all sucky parting gifts.
    - College kids have no use for any of them.

    There you go.

    By Blogger Lou, at 09:19  

  • lets seee..... double u ?
    THEY SUCK!!!!! thats what! LOL... sorry not feeling so creative....but allways full of hate for that mofo...LOL anyway... I'd like to see what u say... u know what....u should make bumper stickers of somo of these illos... I'd buy'em! I have one that says..."dont blame me...I voted for Kerry" LOL

    Luv YA!! DaniCalifornia ;)

    By Blogger (¯'·._.·[ (DÅNÏˣϯ|¯Ä) ]·._.·´¯), at 09:19  

  • You are so much fun.

    By Blogger diosaperdida, at 11:08  

  • All three are totally tubular!!!

    By Blogger Large Art, at 13:09  

  • When properly utilized, all three make obnoxious, annoying nonsencical noises?

    What great fun!

    By Blogger Whimspiration, at 22:30  

  • Peter Buck was live in the studio with another band other than REM on beeb radio2 recently, can't remember what they were called. My head can't make anything up since last time for this.

    By Blogger modroom, at 09:31  

  • None of them can, appropriately, be used as a flotation device in the event of a water landing.

    When all three are plugged into a socket, a strange smell might occur.

    These games are hard.

    By Blogger You've Got What I Need..., at 13:57  

  • they all aid in getting rid of something, straws aid in getting rid of your drink, the vaccum aids in getting rid of dirt, and George Bush aids in getting rid of anything sensible left in this country!!!

    By Blogger thesecondnun, at 05:09  

  • All three are all weapons of mass destruction!! Found! At last!

    By Blogger Andrea, at 10:51  

  • They're all capitalist tools.


    By Anonymous A Creative Journey, at 06:57  

  • brian the mennonite x 7: Nice job. Especially #3. Funny.
    We like silly here.

    merlinprincesse: If I could afford postage for everybody that left a comment, I would make everyone a winner.

    pete sticks: Oh... I'm sorry. disqualified. Someone didn't read the rules. :-p

    caroline: Well, I agree with both of you. :-)

    marina: Oh... I'm sorry. disqualified. Someone didn't read the rules. :-p

    andydoodler: All great comments.
    You may enter as often as you like.
    The only thing you can't say is they all suck.

    biały tovarishch: Ha!
    Thanks. If I had more PC savy I would start a bad art ring.
    I will try. :-p

    biały tovarishch: Ha! Except the center one. I see no value in that one at all. :-)

    joy eliz: Heh, heh.

    merlinprincesse: I don't know why that answer made me laugh so hard, but it did. :-P

    ldahl: Ha!
    You must be drinking diet soda? :-p

    clo: Heh, heh.
    Alas, my true celebrity must remain hidden, in my pants. :-p

    rikki: Have some coffee and get back to me. :-)

    lou: Bah! You had some good ones in there but, Oh... I'm sorry. disqualified. Someone didn't read the rules. :-p

    daniela: I agree he's a MOFO but, Oh... I'm sorry. disqualified. Someone didn't read the rules. :-p

    diosaperdida: Thanks.
    How did you know buttering up the judge might just win you something like, a buttery judge. :-)

    large art: Like yams! Heh, heh. :-)

    whimspiration: Ha! Funny and true.

    modroom: He plays with everyone. I also heard it straight from him that REM is going to make another album. They just needed a break after touring for three years straight. Actually, I was eavesdropping while he talked to Art Alexakis. Heh, heh. :-P

    you've got what i need: Ha!
    Your answers are very odd. I love them.
    Although, GW's head is so full of air he might make a good flotation device. :-p

    thesecondnun: Ha! LOL! So painfully true. :-)

    big a: Ha! :-)
    Love the new avatar.

    a creative journey: Hmm... well... I guess that's true. Funny. :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 01:04  

  • One more fm AD---- drum (dumb) roll please----:
    "All three have something in common with Bill and Monica."

    HAAHAHA- urrrr

    By Blogger AndyDoodler, at 21:22  

  • andydoodler: Heh, heh. :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 10:13  

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