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Friday, April 07, 2006

Speed

This is my picture for Illustration Friday, the theme is speed. "Speed" was drawn on the back of a list of things I'm supposed to get done today. Because of my list I decided to use speed as the theme as well as my drawing technique. So, I drew the illustration in under a minute then spent two minutes coloring the image in Photoshop.

In the future fast food will be genetically altered to run away. This will help to fight obesity in America.

There you have it. My speedy, speed illustration.


How fast can you leave some love?

73 Comments:

  • How's #1 for fast love! Love the fast food take on this. Although, sometimes it is not that fast, especially at lunch time in Northern Virginia. Much love!

    By Blogger Lou, at 16:11  

  • Oh I love this! It makes me hungry.
    They both look so greasy and frightened, they better keep running!

    Love

    By Blogger ., at 16:20  

  • Double meaning: Of course there's the whole "fast food" take (which is good), but I do believe that fast food gets its name, not from the speed that it is prepared, but the speed at which it passes through our system /:-P

    By Blogger Don, at 16:43  

  • Well...#4's pretty fast for love, too......love

    By Blogger Janet, at 17:13  

  • That is funny.
    I like it.

    By Blogger Monkey Freak, at 17:32  

  • lol it reminds me my yesterday's lunch ;)

    By Anonymous Pati @-;--, at 17:51  

  • I love their little spidery hands!

    By Anonymous cbobak, at 18:17  

  • Did you see my first comment on this post? Lightspeed was probably too fast, so I let another one... Mwhahahahaha! Cool speedy food! :)
    But slooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww love!

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 18:24  

  • Clever as usual. Thanks for your humor. It's great.
    love

    By Blogger Teri C, at 18:45  

  • always up for a quickie love, love

    By Blogger ValGalArt, at 18:58  

  • I absolutely promise NOT to eat any fast food. Nice quick illustration.

    By Blogger Robert McLaughlin, at 19:25  

  • Don't worry--I'll gladly pass on the burger. Nice speedy job here.

    By Blogger steve, at 20:38  

  • lou: Wow! Fast!
    I have not had fast food in ages.
    love

    brock: Heh, heh. Thanks.
    love

    don: Heh, heh... Ewwwww... :-)
    love

    janet: 4 is quite fast! :-)
    love

    monkey freak: :-)
    love

    pati@-;--: Ha! :-)
    love

    cbobak: I had to do them fast and thanks!
    love

    merlinprincesse: Damn Borg! Always moving at warp speed. :-)
    love

    teri c: Aww... thanks. :-)
    love

    valgalart: OH MY! :-0
    love

    robert mclaughlin: Heh, heh. :-)
    Thanks.
    love

    steve: Me too. What about a Boca?
    And thanks.
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 20:45  

  • Luv now you have made me hungry for these little guys.
    ; (

    Oh dear... hmmm, whats a Tart to do, but go look in the fridge. ; )

    Luv it Love! Many many loves 4 U!

    Smooch,
    The Tart

    By Blogger The Tart, at 20:47  

  • nice illo its nice and simple it makes me feel like i dont want to eat fast food agian but im probably going to do it anyway

    By Blogger SQUIRRELS, at 21:25  

  • jocelyn: Oops. :-)
    love

    squirrels: Sometimes it can't be avoided eh?
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 21:59  

  • You can do this in few minutes? Amazing! Love the drawing and the message.

    By Anonymous Paula, at 00:17  

  • What a great picture! I giggled out loud at the "fast food". Too bad I'm a vegetarian, or I'd grabbed myself some fast food when I go downtown today. But then again, I enjoyed your fast food much better anyway :)

    By Anonymous carra, at 02:53  

  • HAHAHA! No matter how fast you run, I'm GOING TO EAT YOU!

    By Blogger marina, at 03:00  

  • i am the slowest one as usual. they don't have to run from me. it seems like ages since i had last tasted them.

    By Blogger isay, at 03:02  

  • These guys truly have a problem. Must be some nonhuman pursuer.

    Back at the drive in theater, the little drinks, candy bars, burgers and dogs would sing and dance.

    La La come and eat us, La La come and eat us. La La we are so happy you came. La La eat some more.

    Now this is different, true fear.

    The other day when Babe and I had a burger it was, Hows ya mom, Have a nice one, La La ya want fries with that. La La!

    Later

    By Blogger scarecrow, at 05:23  

  • Hahaaha- great idea/illustration!
    Looks like McD's with the red fry box? The fries that McD's claimed were "vegetarian" were revealed to contain BEEF FLAVORING! Greasy corporate ethics.

    By Blogger AndyDoodler, at 08:00  

  • The message is a good one. Next you should post photos of sushi and other slow food saying 'eat me'.

    love

    By Blogger andrea, at 08:22  

  • Hello,
    I'm late,I'm terribly late!
    I love,I love,I don't love speed!
    I love French food!
    And I love you!

    By Anonymous marc, at 12:19  

  • very fast food love...

    By Blogger crosshatched, at 12:21  

  • Ahhhh...my favorite....burger....fries...goes in and out speedy,......;).......

    By Blogger mikepflaumart, at 19:13  

  • wow! what a fast fast burger.. hehe thats what you call a fast food indeed! wee... but would i eat a burger with a tongue? erm.. hihi ^_^ love and hugs.

    By Anonymous irvine, at 19:17  

  • wow! what a fast fast burger.. hehe thats what you call a fast food indeed! wee... but would i eat a burger with a tongue? erm.. hihi ^_^ love and hugs.

    By Anonymous irvine, at 19:18  

  • If I eat them will I get get skinny legs and arms? Maybe the knobbly knees would fit into the curves of my double bass quite well.
    You always put a smile on my face. Love your work Zoe

    By Blogger a nice day out, at 19:21  

  • Speedy junk food might be a good idea, to get them you should run fast and burn calories before eating. LOL

    By Blogger Katili, at 01:12  

  • mmmm. So what did you have for lunch on this day? Tofu?

    Love

    By Blogger Joy Eliz, at 04:14  

  • oh how unique fast food, fast draw, fast paint, gotta run!
    love

    By Blogger Toni, at 04:54  

  • Super Love, right here! Great illo dear.
    a.

    By Blogger andrea, at 07:24  

  • very speedy

    speed love

    By Blogger Caroline, at 09:19  

  • Good idea!! If only they could run away...love.

    By Blogger the heartful blogger, at 11:32  

  • Really fast food, it's so funny !!

    By Blogger Rowantree, at 12:37  

  • I think I could eat them a lot faster than you drew them, and wow, you were fast! Too funny!

    By Blogger HARDWAX, at 12:46  

  • paula: Thanks. Now if I could just learn to take my time.
    love

    carra: Yeah, me too (vegan). Although, they are getting a lot better at making vegan fast food and even that is still horrible for you.
    love

    marina: Yep. There is always someone faster. :-)
    love

    isay: Slow is a good speed. You notice more. :-)
    love

    scarecrow: Ahh yes... I remember those. It was like a little candy parade and the popcorn was the leader.
    Now when you say "Babe" do you mean a significant other or Babe the pig. Because if it's Babe the pig that would be a little sad to go have bugers with him and then ask how his mother is. I guess it's OK as long as it's not a bacon cheesburger. That would be just wrong.

    Like a pig pulling a cart load of sausages. I'm drawing my own conclusions.
    love

    andydoodler: Well, what's a little beef fat among friends. Pretty gross. :-)
    love

    andrea: Ha! Yeah, except for the sushi. I love the little fishes of the sea too.
    love

    marc: Ha! It's never too late. :-)
    love

    crosshatched: :-)
    love

    mikepflaumart: Ha, ha! Ewwwww... :-)
    love

    irvine: Heh, heh. You were so fast you posted twice!
    I once had a beef tounge burger.
    love

    a nice day out: actually you would get the opposite. :-)
    Thanks Love.
    love

    katili: Exactly! :-)
    love

    joy eliz: NO. I had a no cheese, vegan pizza. I know, I know a pizza without cheese is just toast with sauce, but you have never had my special homemade vegan pizza! :-)
    love

    toni kelly: Ha! :-)
    love

    andrea: Thanks!
    love

    caroline: :-)
    love

    tammy hanna: Only a few years in the future Love.
    love

    rowantree: Thanks.
    I'm glad people think it's funny because I think the illo itself is pretty bad.
    love

    hardwax: heh, heh. Thanks.
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 13:23  

  • I can leave my comments pretty quickly...let's just hope I don't have any typos!

    Fun illustration...and, great that you did this in three minutes!! It takes me HOURS because I just am never happy with what I draw! Anyway...great job!!

    By Blogger TXArtcGal, at 17:08  

  • txartcgal: Eek. I fear typos too!
    I'm rarely happy with my illos, but I wanted to do something speedy this time. So I just went for it. :-)
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 17:17  

  • starving hungry now - how inconsiderate can you get!

    By Blogger disappointed, at 17:30  

  • Fast food built for speed. Great idea!

    By Blogger mbc, at 19:07  

  • Okay, this is just surreal...

    By Blogger Chuang Shyue Chou, at 19:28  

  • a little slow on the love factor but luuuuurve this nonetheless, your writing is fularious and I did your illustratin'!

    By Blogger V.K., at 21:35  

  • dig - dig? damn!

    By Blogger V.K., at 21:36  

  • fast food and fast art, great combo.
    Love

    By Anonymous Marie, at 22:27  

  • There isn't a french fry born who can outrun me!

    kiss kiss

    By Anonymous catnapping loves unknown, at 00:01  

  • Great idea! Very, very good!

    By Blogger stp-illustrations, at 02:18  

  • I like how you put fast food as speed!! Clever you are!

    By Blogger Tongue in Cheek Antiques, at 02:19  

  • That is a very determined lunch combo. Drawing is fabulous, and the genetically modified running food bit you wrote is hilarious! Beauty!

    By Blogger Dan, at 06:21  

  • I do love your humor...this food is very fast indeed...I see you're vegan, which means if you were to eat this fast food (I am assuming it's a hamburger and lard-fried french fries), you'd probably get a bad case of the runs... Well, they're safe from me too! I'll take a nice, slow salad any day:> Love:>

    By Blogger carla, at 08:52  

  • I love how the burger is ahead of the fries. I always thought a burger could out pace a medium fry. Love the two legged hop run the burger is employing to gain maximum forward velocity. But no matter how fast those dudes run I am always able to catch them. Love the blue background too!

    By Blogger Large Art, at 10:29  

  • HE ! HE!! THis is funny!! Love the running fooooD!!

    By Blogger Alina Chau, at 11:05  

  • Either the food needs to run or America does! Great illo!
    Love!

    By Anonymous creativekismet, at 13:12  

  • As always, Love, you are right… slow food is so much nicer and it taste better. Much love.

    By Blogger albina, at 13:28  

  • bubblegum: How do you think I felt drawing it. That's why I did it so quick. I had to go eat. :-P
    love

    mbc: Thanks.
    love

    chuang shyue chou: No! It is the wave of the future! The next great dieting craze!
    love

    aimhleas: Love works at all speeds. :-)
    What? You did my drawing?
    love

    aimhleas: Oh. :-P
    love

    marie: :-)
    love

    catnapping: Heh, heh. Not many that can out run me but a few I let get away. :-)
    love

    stp-illustrations: Thanks. :-)
    love

    tongue in cheek antiques: Thanks.
    "Clever you are." You talk like Yoda! :-)
    love

    dan: Har! Thanks.
    love

    carla: Thanks.
    I may be vegan but I still love junk food. :-)
    love

    large art: Heh, heh. Thanks.
    After I finished the drawing I thought it looked like the burger just tripped and is about to bring down the fries with him. :-P
    love

    alina chau: :-) Thanks.
    love

    creativekismet: Ha! Good point! :-)
    love

    albina: Heh, heh. Thanks. :-)
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 15:12  

  • that IS fast food. i like their knees.

    By Blogger murphy girl, at 15:51  

  • yay! down with fast food! funny and clever as always.

    By Blogger Jaimie, at 16:14  

  • murphy girl: Heh, heh. :-)
    love

    jaimie: :-)
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 17:49  

  • you truly got speed here man!
    these guys have such thin legs from running away. love the idea to fight obesity in america this way too.
    i guess it will involve a little genetic altering huh?
    very very fun!

    By Blogger susan, at 18:06  

  • Haha, hilarious! I love it!

    By Anonymous Francoise, at 23:19  

  • Zippy chippies!!!

    By Blogger modroom, at 11:39  

  • Ha! Ha! Run, my little greasy friends, run!

    By Blogger Roz Foster, at 15:01  

  • What a useful notion! It certainly would help weak-willed dieters, wouldn't it? Great illustration as always!

    By Blogger Aravis, at 16:03  

  • susan: I make it a policy now not to eat food I couldn't catch on my own.
    Thank God/dess Baked Lays move slowly.
    love

    francoise: :-)
    love

    modroom: Ha! That's the name they should put on the menu! :-)
    love

    roz foster: Heh, heh. :-)
    love

    aravis: Maybe?
    Thanks.
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:41  

  • HA! You are flipping hilarious. Fast food and speed. Fabulous and I love the future diet program. You Rock.

    By Blogger tiffinix, at 17:39  

  • Speed kills, play it safe, drive a truck.

    Love

    By Anonymous Detlef, at 19:15  

  • Love it. Great take on the concept word. I beleive one of McDonald's first character was a guy with a bun head named Speedy. I remember years ago receiving a Speedy mug for something I did when I worked at McDonald's.

    By Blogger IdiotHead, at 20:06  

  • Oops! Forgot to leave the love.

    Love.

    8^)

    By Blogger IdiotHead, at 20:08  

  • Funny stuff, as always. Now I think I'll go out and grab a burger.

    By Blogger Bron Smith, at 23:27  

  • tiffinix: Har. (blush) Thanks.
    love

    idiothead: That sounds familiar. When I was four we lived right across the street from a McDonanlds. Seriously right out the front door.
    love

    idiothead: Ah, but you didn't forget because here you are. :-)
    love

    bron smith: Heh, heh... Ewww. :-)
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 00:28  

  • I think the fast food is too fat to run away quickly enough for most Americans. I love your idea and interpretation.

    By Blogger ottoblotto, at 03:29  

  • ottoblotto: I think you are right.
    Thanks.
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 12:46  

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