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Friday, April 21, 2006

Robot

Dick Cheney loves to play with his robot.
This is my picture for Illustration Friday, the theme is robot. "Robot" was drawn on a scrap of multi-purpose copy paper, then cleaned up and colored in Photoshop.

I used all of my creative powers to draw this picture and now I can't think of a good caption. How about a little help?

Do you have a funny caption for this illustration? Do you want to leave me some love?

drops of love from The Unknown at 14:23

54 Comments:

  • Love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By Blogger LARGE ART, at 14:33  

  • I LOVE IT!!! Hilarious! And yet so true....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 14:40  

  • lol this time u've gone further... this is hilarious :D

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 14:40  

  • Allright "Decider". March!

    By Blogger LARGE ART, at 15:00  

  • Turn around robot-W and show me some love!

    By Blogger LARGE ART, at 15:02  

  • large art: :-)
    love

    carra: Scary huh. :-)
    love

    pati@-;--: Thanks. Umm... further that what?
    love

    large art: Ha! Good one's.
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 15:04  

  • Take me to your leader! haha or Cusin for a Brusin! teehee, love it , love!

    By Blogger valerie walsh, at 15:52  

  • I love your George Bush cartoons!

    By Blogger Cindy, at 16:12  

  • I wondered if someone would do this take on the theme. Great job!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 17:18  

  • HA! Nice one...and so true. I'm laughing to keep from crying.

    LOVE-ly job.

    By Blogger Chrissie A, at 17:35  

  • Perfect! I love the utterly blank and confused expression on poor little Georgy's face ... oh .. wait..he always has the expression. a dick controlling the idot..love it.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 18:25  

  • Oh dang! Now he's gonna eat my pizza.. ahhh how do you remove tha batteries from this?

    hihi ^_^ tracking down some love to spill over here.. hugs!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 18:25  

  • RoboBush: the Man, the legend, the 9 dolt battery...
    -or-
    Now I can go hunting and not worry about hurting myself....
    -or-
    let's see if Laura and the girls notice....hee hee hee.....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 19:23  

  • "the 9 dolt battery"!!!-I won't even try and top that one!

    Excellent!

    By Blogger steve, at 20:01  

  • "Now I see why Karl never leaves his room!"

    By Blogger Tony LaRocca, at 20:28  

  • Oh my goosh, this is exactly the first thought that came into my head. I just couldn't draw well enough to accomplish it. You certainly did. Great job.

    By Blogger JO, at 20:33  

  • Now that's a scary idea. Great illustration, though. (I have nothing witty or rude today ~ sorry.)

    love

    By Blogger andrea, at 21:48  

  • Hilarious. I haven't come up with a valid idea yet. You were fast and original as usual.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 00:09  

  • I was immediately thinking of that famous Bush/Kerry debate where Bush had this strange thing under his jacket - here you go with the antenna. I wonder if Cheney hopes for a more subtle Bushbot edition to come, without all the bumps and wires and interfering with exit doors.

    "Move to the right, Buddy, before I (dis)Card or Clellanize you!"

    By Blogger CRISTOSOVA, at 03:36  

  • Why do I see Bill Bixby as 'Uncle Martin' from my 'My Favorite Martian'?

    Love!

    By Blogger Joy Eliz, at 03:40  

  • oh you gotta love THIS - I know I do! Another great piece from another demented mind - sweet!!

    luuuuuuuuurve

    By Blogger Victoria Koldewyn, at 08:53  

  • But who is pulling Cheyney's strings?


    Love

    By Blogger Caroline, at 09:02  

  • Oh, my, God.
    I think you nailed it.
    It isn't every president who has a assasination deterrent quite this scary....
    love

    By Blogger Liz Jones, at 09:08  

  • What about: "This damn Robot doesn't work at all... But nobody has noticed yet... Mwhahahahaha!"

    BorgLove! (I'm a gooood robot)

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 09:16  

  • AHhhhhaaaahahahahaha... I need a hanky, this is so funny. *tears*



    lovebot.

    By Blogger Kim de Young, at 09:23  

  • valgalart: Heh, heh. Well at least our Prez is good for one thing, fodder. :-)
    love

    cindy: Thanks and I love your love. :-)
    love

    kayann: Happy to be of service? :-)
    love

    chrissie a: Thanks.
    Yeah, me too. :-)
    love

    reggie: Well, now you are in trouble too just by looking at this blog. Didn't you know I'm being watched by "THE MAN"?
    love

    bozena: Thanks.
    You're nice. I would have said a Dick controling a dick. :-p
    love

    irvine: Heh, heh.
    love

    mikepflaumart: Ha! 9 dolt! That's awesome! :-)
    love

    steve: I know. That's pretty good.
    love

    tony larocca: Ha!
    love

    jo: "goosh"? Well, my style is called gooshism.
    :-)
    love

    andrea: Heh, heh. :-)
    love

    paula: Thanks.
    One of the advantages of being a bad artist is you can work fast and not care too much. ;-)
    love

    cristosova: Heh, heh. Wait until I get my ear-piece in, then Karl Rove will give you what for, I'll tell you what. :-)
    love

    joy eliz: Ha! Yeah, then he got mad and became the Hulk.
    love

    aimhleas: Thanks.
    That's me, Mr. Demented.
    love

    caroline: Halliburton.
    love

    liz jones: Thanks.
    love

    merlinprincesse: OH! I should have said something like, Everything works OK except for the speech. :-)
    Hey, I thought Borg was short for cyborg?
    love

    princess pepper ploud: Thanks and sorry. :-)
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 11:00  

  • Funny (and scary) that so many commenting had the same thought. It crossed my mind yesterday, too, but I couldn't have pulled it off as well as this. Bravo and love to you.

    By Blogger Twisselman, at 13:19  

  • I want a 'my first robot' too!

    By Blogger rinaz, at 16:47  

  • OK OK Cyborg... I was just trying to fool you all! To assimilate more of ya! Mwhahahahaha!
    Love.

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 22:50  

  • Lets see now, I'll just lock your knees and bend you over... Ahhhhh there we go, thats the ticket georgie. Hold it right there... Papas coming.

    By Blogger moksha m, at 23:06  

  • Very funny !!! A good take on the subject and a very good illo. Wonder if that robot is cleaning the floors after a hunting party.

    By Blogger Katili, at 23:45  

  • I bet that's not all Cheney loves to play with!

    XXXOOO Lee

    By Blogger Lee, at 05:07  

  • oh, I see, you relly LOVE this nice pair...
    :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 06:45  

  • If you think about it, most if not all of the parts for the Bush robot would be made in China. Therefore the robot is likely to malfunction 2 days after its warranty runs out.
    Now let's see, today is Sunday, this is April...
    Wow, warranty ran out about one year ago.

    Hmmm. Now if the software is programmed by Microsoft (which is heavily influenced by the NSA, look it up) and the outer body is constructed by either Ford or GM, complete massive systematic failure is due..about...now.

    Did I mention the catastophic price tag ?
    Now I have.
    Luv
    stevePoisonPencil

    By Blogger steve, at 09:03  

  • HAAAA HA HA HA HAAA HA! LOVE IT!!

    Love,

    By Blogger Regina, at 14:05  

  • Yikes...can't think of a caption, but I'd be curious to see who's holding the remote on Cheney...

    You know what...I love your sense of humor:>

    By Blogger carla, at 17:41  

  • i knew you would come up with something appropriate!! love it and waiting to see the results of the alike challenge =)

    By Blogger kat@ohmtastic, at 23:50  

  • Can I please have the remote, please. Funny idea, wonderful drawing!

    By Blogger Linda, at 02:23  

  • I want a turn!! LOL! Great job...and, perfect for this week's theme. Also...great caricatures!

    By Blogger TXArtcGal, at 06:48  

  • haha. I love your images of preznit stoopid, dictator tot.

    By Blogger Jaimie, at 07:58  

  • I have a name for the robot!! A.U. ARTIFICIAL UN-INTELLIGENCE!!!! and to prove my point.... I invite you yo look at this.... truly disturbing http://www.dubyaspeak.com/
    So...once again hon....the funniest illustration EVER!!! lots of love for you....thatnks for makin my time at the office fun ...LOL

    LUV!!!!

    Dani-California... ;)

    By Blogger Caprichos, at 09:13  

  • hahahaha… luv it… but i'd have to disagree with the word "perfectly".

    By Blogger Michael O'Connell, at 12:08  

  • I wish he would shoot his robot in the face!

    By Blogger Andrea, at 13:59  

  • ...And then Cheney looses control and he starts blowing things up just like the insurance commercial where the kid has a cute little robot and then it goes crazy. Great job with this. Very funny, as usual!

    By Blogger Lou, at 20:53  

  • *giggle* Perfect!

    LOVE

    By Blogger TheyDHD, at 22:31  

  • Another Bush biting! I just hope they don't change the batteries when they run out. Cheney looks like he should have a Mini-Me, or maybe he already has.
    RemoteLove!

    By Blogger modroom, at 09:22  

  • Great! You hit the nail on the head!
    Thank you for the giggle!

    By Blogger stp-illustrations, at 13:11  

  • I sooo almost did that--but I went the bad pun route again. As far as a caption, how about "pay no attention to the man with the remote...the remote...the remote..."

    By Blogger Tony Sarrecchia, at 17:24  

  • Fetch!

    By Blogger Chuang Shyue Chou, at 19:07  

  • I don't think it needs a caption! ROFL

    love,
    cat

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:24  

  • It's name is:

    C.omputational
    H.alliburton
    E.nergy
    N.abob
    E.ntertaining
    Y.'all

    Love

    8^)

    By Blogger Larry Lee, at 15:24  

  • twisselman: Heh, heh. Thanks.
    love

    marina: Ha! Good one.
    love

    merlinprincesse: :-)
    love

    pete sticks: OH MY!
    Have you spent some time in prison?
    love

    katili: Thanks.
    Ha! :-)
    love

    bubblegum: Cry? Sorry about that.
    It's on 10! :-)
    love

    lee: Heh, heh.
    love

    aynaku: They make great fodder.
    love

    steve: Funny. Now I'm scared.
    love

    creative kismet: :-)
    love

    carla: :-) (blush)
    love

    kat@ohmtastic: :-) Thanks.
    love

    linda: Ok, but only for a second. :-)
    Thanks.
    love

    txartcgal: Heh, heh.
    love

    jaimie: Thanks.
    love

    daniela: UN-INTELLIGENCE!!!! Bwhahahahahahahaha... ahem.
    love

    michael o'connell: Thanks.
    How about; Suits his purposes perfectly?
    love

    big a: Yeah, someone needs to stop the bastards.
    love

    lou: Ha! That would be so accurate.
    love

    whimspiration: :-)
    love

    modroom: Actually Cheney is closer to a real robot with that little box in his chest to keep his heart beating. :-p
    love

    stp-illustrations: Thanks and you're welcome! :-)
    love

    tony: Heh, heh. Yeah.
    love

    chuang shyue chou: Ha! :-)
    love

    catnapping: :-)
    love

    idiothead: Ha-Ha! :-p
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 18:55  

  • It really doesn't need any comment or saying because your "picture says a thousand words". This is really funny, sad but funny.
    Luv
    Babe

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 17:14  

  • babe: The best kind of humor. :-p
    love

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 23:45  

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