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Friday, May 05, 2006


Frankly, the rest of the U.S. and I are sick of scooping your poop.

This my picture for Illustration Friday the theme is fat. "Fat" was drawn with a Faber-Castle 3-H pencil (It's true, I bought an art pencil.) then inked over with my Gel Roller on a scrap of multi-purpose copy paper, then cleaned up and colored in Photoshop.

Well my Loves, two for one was so popular I'm doing it again. That's right, just leave me a comment on this post and I will hit you back with two!

Do you love fat cats? Do you want to leave some love for me?


  • hahahah!!!!! Hilarious!!! I Knew you were gonna come up with something great yet again! Love it!!!

    And BTW....the fatter the cat, the bigger the poop! hahahaha...
    So...Im gonna get a laptop this sunday..YAY! and I'll be able to post some stuff..


    By Blogger (¯'·._.·[ (DÅNÏˣϯ|¯Ä) ]·._.·´¯), at 14:02  

  • AWESOME!!!!!!

    By Blogger Liz Jones, at 14:37  

  • Those fat cats look far too contented....


    By Blogger Caroline, at 14:48  

  • No, I do not love fat cats. I especially don’t love the pair depicted above. I do love your sense of wit, Love, and very conscientious approach to art. Much love.

    By Blogger albina, at 14:53  

  • Fat cats suck big time. These two have been on the gravy train too long.

    By Anonymous Detlef, at 15:36  

  • Please tell me that you managed to spay and neuter those two ! I'd hate to see that couple of fat cats have kittens together...
    Eeeewwww !!!


    By Blogger steve, at 15:42  

  • I love fat cats but I hate these ones. OK, I lied. I love them but I hate their namesakes. What Steve said!


    By Blogger andrea, at 15:47  

  • daniela: Thanks and Hooray for your laptop!

    liz jones: :-)

    caroline: Indeed they are. Bastards!

    albina: Heh, heh. Thanks.
    I approach art like I approach everything, from behind with a big stick. Just in case it wants to hurt me. :-)

    detlef: And how! :-)

    steve: Ha Ha! I wish.
    Thinking about those kittens is gonna give me nightmares. :-)

    andrea: Heh, heh. Thanks Love. :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 16:37  

  • Fabulous!!! I MUST post this one on TM!
    Meowey lotta luv to U !

    By Blogger TravelingMermaid, at 16:40  

  • Just fling it over the fence!

    Love ya, Mean it!


    By Blogger scarecrow, at 18:15  

  • I love it! i was thinking of drawing my cat also. i just may still do that.

    ps: I changed the name of my blog to A Spattering jus so you know.

    By Blogger Toni, at 18:29  

  • I love cats that are fat but I am not to in love with fat cats if you know what I'm sayin... but you i love, love

    By Blogger ValGalArt, at 20:18  

  • mmmm... Texas style almond-roca

    By Blogger Princess Pepper Cloud, at 20:26  

  • ha HA! (exactly what came out of my mouth when I saw this).

    Congratulations on your purchase of the Faber-Castle 3-H pencil. I'm not sure what that is, but I'm guessing it's a nice soft-lead pencil. Mmmmmm....yeah....soft-lead pencils...

    Anyway, if only they could be trained as easily as cats...oh wait, yeah, they were...but if only they were trained to be the cats that we want them to be...oh what a strange world it would be...a good kind of strange, i'm sure..

    By Anonymous bozena, at 20:29  

  • I love cats. Love them love them. They are cute and fuzzy and adorable and huggable ..Oooh! Smooch! But not those two cats in your picture there ... :P

    By Blogger marina, at 20:51  

  • Its super :o))) keep in touch, Issi

    By Blogger Issi, at 04:28  

  • Travelingmermaid: Cool. Thanks.

    scarecrow: North or south? :-)

    toni kelly: Thanks. Is your cat a fatty?
    I'll change the linky name soon and thanks for the update.

    valgalart: Oh, I know what you're saying. :-)

    princess pepper cloud: BWHahahahahahahahahahahaha...

    Whoops. I fell out of my chair. That's damn funny.

    bozena: Ha, ha! You're funny. :-)

    marina: I agree 100%. :-)

    issi: Thanks. :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 10:46  

  • Oh my god-you are so funny! Glad that is not my job. Love

    By Blogger Holly, at 12:27  

  • That was hilarious! I actually got the giggles, because the orange cat reminded me of our (Sweden's) prime minister - especially the "smile"! Thanks, it made my day,

    By Anonymous carra, at 13:20  

  • haha! I love your political offerings. Though you must be ashamed of betraying our great dictatorship by ridiculing Dear Leader.

    By Blogger Jaimie, at 16:46  

  • You are insatiable! Another 2 for 1 love!!! You crazy guy!

    I love cats, but these two fat cats are really freaking me out!!

    Great comedy as usual!!!


    By Blogger creative kismet, at 18:04  

  • too witty!

    By Blogger Kay, at 18:43  

  • scooping is one thing....but be careful of fat cat may get some poop-laden litter flicked on you if standing behind him and not wearing bright clothing....

    By Blogger mikepflaumart, at 21:09  

  • holly: Thanks.
    Somebodys got to do it. :-)

    carra: :-) Thanks.

    jaimie: Ha ha! You're funny! :-p

    creative kismet: BWhahahahahahaha... thanks.

    kay: :-p

    mikepflaumart: Everyone duck! No not Duck! Look out! Ahhhhhhhhh...

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 22:41  

  • This is simply great. Love the cobtrast betweenthe huge animals abd the skinny cleaner.

    By Anonymous Paula, at 22:44  

  • paula: Hee, hee. Thanks.
    Why do you think I'm so angry. :-p

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 23:21  

  • Urrgghh, you need a big pay rise or find another job! Like the added dimension of your 'friends' as fat cats, and their likeness is spooky, and George's expression priceless.

    By Blogger modroom, at 03:03  

  • Fantastic!!!! Love.

    By Blogger the heartful blogger, at 06:27  

  • Very funny. Reminds me of my two fat cats. And yes, I'm a little tired of cleaning the litter box, too, because they sure make a mess of it.

    By Blogger Lou, at 06:34  

  • You definatly need a bigger shovel!

    By Blogger Tony LaRocca, at 10:24  

  • The one-toothed-fat-cat is really spooky. Like his counterpart in real life....

    By Blogger merlinprincesse, at 17:58  

  • dude -- this is the funniest cartoon post i've seen in ages. Two paws up!

    By Blogger Shane, at 20:37  

  • Way funny. Much love and peace to you.

    By Blogger Twisselman, at 23:41  

  • ha! Funny!
    That is the best.

    By Anonymous benconservato, at 00:44  

  • hysterical i actually laughed outloud when i saw that

    By Blogger thesecondnun, at 05:52  

  • Hilarious! tooo funny!!!

    By Blogger yukoala, at 16:54  

  • are you making a statement? I love your statements ;) XXXOOO Lee

    By Blogger Lee, at 17:16  

  • I do love fat cats...I have two of them...they poop a alot! Little shitters.

    By Blogger Andrea, at 18:09  

  • Very cool.

    By Blogger Tony Sarrecchia, at 18:35  

  • You know your face in this piece is sooooooooooooooooo funny.

    Cats are wonderful, beautiful creatures, but then there is the dark side, which you have depicted so perfectly. The grey cat looks humbled, but the orange cat looks way too happy with himself. I laughed out loud as well-so funny, love the artwork!

    By Blogger HARDWAX, at 21:08  

  • Excellent likenesses. I likey.

    By Blogger Rrramone, at 05:31  

  • That's funny! great likenesses I especially like the close set beadiness of the grey cat's eyes, I love!

    By Blogger Gabrielle, at 09:38  

  • funny! Great job on cat faces!

    By Blogger Linda, at 12:03  

  • Exactly.. I have my OWN cat to scoop poop for. I didn't vote for more of that.

    By Blogger Chandira, at 13:51  

  • It's a big job he's got - two fat cats, the more input, the more output! Maybee he himself should eat a little bit - or a lot - more??
    Crazy image, I love it - and love to you from georg, Denmark

    By Blogger georg, at 17:14  

  • Looks like a guy from the old VIZ magazine - Can't remember his name though!!!!.

    Excellent stuff. I've got a couple'o cats' myself, and one of them should be a fat B*&%$D, the amount it eats!


    The jayster.

    By Blogger Jayster, at 08:47  

  • modroom: Ha! Thanks.

    tammy hanna: Thanks.

    lou: :-)

    tony larocca: Yeah.

    merlinprincesse: Crazy bumpkin. :-P

    shane: Ha! Thanks.

    twisselman: :-)

    benconservato: Thanks.

    thesecondnun: Aww... Thanks.

    yukoala: Thanks.

    lee: Ha! Yes.
    The statement is; My government leaders are full of poop and I'm sick of it. :-p

    big a: Heh, heh. :-)

    tony: :-)

    hardwax: Thanks and thanks. (blush)

    rrramone: :-P

    gabrielle: Heh heh... thanks.

    linda: Thanks. :-)

    chandira: LOL! funny. :-)

    georg: Maybe? Thanks.

    jayster: Thanks. :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 10:57  

  • Me like!

    By Blogger Pomme, at 19:40  

  • it took me a while to get around to my usual visit but i knew i would be in for a treat! btw a friend just urged me to watch the google video of steven colbert at the white house press dinner...good stuff - check it out!

    By Blogger kat@ohmtastic, at 22:35  

  • Love :)

    By Blogger Hillitty Kukko, at 00:55  

  • pomme: Me say thanks. :-)

    kat@ohmtastic: Steven Colbert kicks ass!

    hillitty kukko: :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 11:03  

  • I'm beginning think you aren't happy with our president.

    By Blogger IdiotHead, at 16:04  

  • Damn straight! Wonderful - great faces too! Ugh. . .all hail Colbert and The Unknown.
    Great job - stupid fat cats!!

    By Blogger tiffinix, at 17:47  

  • ha! this is excellent!

    By Blogger fenris, at 03:26  

  • idiothead: BWHahahahahahaha... well... easy fodder. :-)

    tiffinix: Hell Yeah! :-)

    fenris: Thanks! :-)

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 11:29  

  • Heehee, so clever you are!

    By Blogger andrea, at 06:12  

  • You are a funny guy.

    By Blogger Jonpaul, at 10:25  

  • andrea: :-) Thanks.

    jonpaul: :-p

    By Blogger The Unknown, at 10:30  

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